molarbear

I think it does but you should be fine unless you're getting so hammered the alcohol isn't out of your system by the time you take the test.

I'd reply with the Darkwing Duck theme but I has no interwebz at the moment. Sorry you can't sleep.

While you were mastering the art of the hatchet, I was busy having fun.

I call shenanigans on this! Everyone knows Capri Sun is the drink of choice!

lower your standards dude... quit shooting for 2's and go for 2 1's. I'm sure those chicks on Alaskan Bush people will love you once they come of age.

That's because for the last like decade the playoffs have been dominated by Rodgers, Roethlisberger, Brady, The Mannings, and occasionally a few other commonly known names. Dude could literally probably win 1 playoff game and get that credit. That's literally equivalent to saying "I've owned a restaurant/gas station/any place with public bathrooms and in 10 years we had one incident where someone, somehow, got a turd on the ceiling. "

........This is interesting What's the name of the app? Also are crane games there as bad as the ones here?

I thought he was overrated while he was at USC honestly... and Romo... he's just Romo

I was happy with it! Granted I am a GB fan and all... but also because I hate Mark Sanchez, and Tony Romo, and I really fucking hate Texas in general, especially the Cowboys.

I found my least thought about threads are the ones that get the most comments

I like warmish showers.... skin melting temps aren't my thing though

That moment ranks in the top 10 of "hardest laughs in my life thus far" >

Nah, they got little ones you can just put in your bedroom or something that aren't too expensive.

My buddy brought a girl to his place after the bar one night in College. A week or so later we were having a little post bar party at his place and that girl showed up, and found a butter knife and threatened to stab my buddy because there were other girls there. When the cops showed up the first thing the Officer said, and I will never forget this.... "Boys! This is why you always go to their place, that way they don't know where you live."

This Dude

.........I have questions

I get them all the time in the Winter because of how dry it is. Try buying some Saline stuff that you can spray up your nose, or get a little humidifier for your apt.

Hope it's better than the NES game

I will never unsee this

your thread needed some love

You ever have that friend that's all "I'll be DD tonight" and then a hour later they're the most hammered person in the group?

when did this place become imgur?

Sorry about your shitty day. Not to sound like an asshole but the way you formatted it made me literally lol. (I'd put an emoji here but my fingers are way too huge to hit the right one on mobile.)

To wait 45 mins at the DMV even after setting up an appointment. I'm 12000% sure I'm going to die from old age before they renew my license