molarbear

Ya know, I kinda agree with you. This is terrifying Someone needs to take me out back and just "old yeller" me, Zeni is spewing truth and I don't know what to do anymore.

inhumanrampager[/member] described it best when it said it was the best movie he ever played.

I kinda like it to be honest, gives it a retro feel.

My best friend is in town and normally his Dad throws these pretty nice Irish wake style parties where we attempt to drink enough booze to kill an Elephant. Unfortunately my friend's 9 month old is sick so that may not be happening. My Brother wants me to go to his house and walk to the bar like 2 blocks away, I dunno though.

RELEASE MY LEG!!!!!! where I'm going is too horrible for your eyes!

I feel like you people are putting way too much faith in me

shut up old man!

I only made $50 working the corner today, some pimp offered it to me so I'd quit scaring people off.

I'm buying Borden 2% though, you can blame the school system for that. When people asked what I learned in school, I tell them "Borden's 2% milk is the best" their reactions are usually pretty good.

Thanks! I succeeded and the grown ups still have no idea I've infiltrated their ranks.

This 30 year old man child has to go adult now wish me luck

that's when you play viduh games

Do you roll your toothpaste tube up, or do you just squeeze it until toothpaste quits coming out?

It's my favorite

I dunno anymore, you people are confusing.

oh dude, we beat Arizona and Texas for the hottest summer ever a few years back. I don't live in OKC, that's like 2 hours southeast of here, we actually have elevation and hills and stuff here. Anything west of here though, is a flat desolate land full of shattered dreams, an NBA Team, and , two college Universities that make waives in NCAA sports on the reg.

If you watch it there's no fluids leaking. That's not due to it being a Ford, I'd call it sheer luck.

Right? Honestly though, if I was a cop and I was the one pulling her over, I'd LOL for a couple seconds before stepping out of the car.

Mine is to hopefully be living somewhere else, or at least be taking the steps to get out of Oklahoma. I'm tired of 112 degree weather in the summer, springs where tornadoes are trying to kill me 2-3 days out of the week, and,.... I just don't like it here.

Someday I'll figure out how to make those

except for the tree lodged in the front of her car. :D :D

I use to work the overnight shift at a machine shop and one dude would always come in obliterated.... That dude is quite possibly the highest functioning alcoholic in the World because he worked on parts that were over 80 grand and never scrapped a single one.

That's way better than "I just wanna stab you"

great images are like horcruxes, once they're used it's game over.

Slightly disappointed tbh. Saw it on Imgur a couple months back and saved it specifically for here. Granted I used it at a bad time. Let's face it... late night boards are like 2-3 peeps these days.