molarbear

It's in a line I'm hoping an ice cube fell out of the fridge and it's not a fucking monster sized mouse's pee puddle

hopefully they're able to fix your back soon.

The crust will rise for me but it burns before the center ever gets cooked

I'm not sure how far you've watched the show but I get the vibe that sex has been dead in their relationship for awhile

That scene still makes me laugh uncontrollably

I didn't read the previous replies so I didn't see this one, I'm now deleting mine touche sir

I find it funny, I just don't enjoy it being shown for 9-12 straight hours everyday

"clever girl"

Last name initial.................... M Animal........................... Monkey Girls Name............... Monique Boy's Name................... Matt Color...................... Magnolia? Name of a movie ...... Mystery Men Something you wear..... Mascara Drink.......................... Milk Food........................ Meat Item in bathroom.......... makeup (at least I think that's where girls keep most of it) Place.................... Montana Reason to be late..... Milking a cow

Suikoden 2 Shining Force 2 Resident Evil 2 Dragon Age 2 I was going to try and troll people with the last one but I honestly can't even joke about how terrible it was

I pulled a muscle in my back yesterday and when I sneezed today I was temporarily crippled for about 10 seconds by agitating said muscle pull

At that point I'd tell my Insurance Agent they sucked and probably switch Insurance Companies

I think you missed the joke

That sucks, I've passed that milestone already and insurance is still a bitch and half to deal with at times. I got rear ended at a gas station once because the dude in front of me pull up to the gas pump so I parked in the parking spot behind him, he then threw it in reverse and backed into me and then claimed that I slid sideways all Fast and Furious style into the spot seconds before he reversed..... After approaching me for info exchange his girlfriend made the statement "Babe this is the 2nd time someone has hit you" and he agreed, I nearly fucking strangled the kid. Luckily there was a Cop at the gas station who came over shortly before I attempted murder and took accident statements, when he told his story to the Cop about a "parked car hitting him" the Cop bust out laughing, shit you not, literally lol'd My insurance still had to dispute the claim...........

I swear Ginobili is like 258 years old at this point either way respect to the old man for still be able to play at that age

I have State Farm and they covered me towing my car to my house I mean yeah there's a range on how many miles they'll cover but I've never had any problems

if you did this you'd just have to have them tow it to your house

You could just move to a town where everything is built on one stretch of really straight road while switching to insurance that offers free towing for when you want to go home

I'm sure I will again in 2020 when the next half of this season of Venture Bros comes out

Honestly? I'll have to see what's on it first. I mean they make those joysticks you can buy that hook up to your tv and have like 40 classic atari games on them so a console seems kind of pointless.

Honestly I've never seen a reason for anymore than 2. I mean to each their own, I've seen a 4 monitor desk before that I thought was just overkill.

Holy Shit! Limewire is still around? I have to use the deep web to find my arivadiudu porn It's Elephants dressed as 16th century middle class british men banging Giraffes in Cheerleader outfits

^ I agree with this but cannot 100% confirm it anytime I've been drunk enough to order food at a bar I think any food would taste amazing at that point

When I use to get blazed out of my mind Taco Bell's Baja Blast or an Ocean Water from Sonic were the greatest beverages on Earth

Good to hear, I wouldn't know how to live life any other way. I blame that one chainmail email I didn't forward when I was little