molarbear

no one has showed up yet..... No one shows up on time for a party

if they're free they're not prostitutes........

I thought the Toonami folder was popping on Saturday nights?

Hire a prostitute make sure to wrap it up though because if you're low on money the ones you could afford may be nasty

As long as it doesn't put you in the hole financially, enjoy your extra days off like a BOSS

I just, I can't... That has to be a customer's doing or a disgruntled employee

That can't be real

^ are you like 5'2 or something? if I weighed 135 I'd be even skinnier than those borderline annorexic models

Jennifer Connelly Scarlett Johansson Alison Brie Top 3 locked in As to which one I haven't figured that out yet

CNC work?

These dudes sing about Badass old battles This one is about the Battle of Castle Itter, the only known time German and US forces fought together during WWII

You better clean constantly otherwise your basement is going to smell like shame and stale beer

I try not to do that as much as I use to The jumping off stuff part, not the lit part

I'm into larger breeds of Dogs but that is a FUCKING. ADORABLE. PUPPY!

This place has been dying after about midnight recently

have you tried popping it off and cleaning it?

they'd be the lucky ones. Here in the Midwest the Churches and White supremacists would probably unite and make some kind of peace treaty with that little micro dick asshole and somehow impose more stricter laws. No bullshit there'd probably be sex police that you'd have to call anytime you wanted to have sex that made sure you stuck to just missionary position. Foreplay would be outlawed, cuddling would be forced... and Dear God the unspeakable may happen, Prohibition. :'(

Your dumbass mentioning Roller Coaster Tycoon last night made me go and buy on Steam today

I don't blame you, if it's like $10 or something and they're my friend I'll loan it to them but I never expect them to pay me back. That being said there are two people in this world I will loan any amount of money to and can trust they'll pay me back. One of them is my best friend, I loaned him 4 grand last month because his bank made an error and locked his account A week later when it was all resolved I got my money back

I hope no one buys it and video game companies learn to quit trying to fuck their customers We all know that's not going to happen though

I don't know what's going on with the Cubs, I mean they've been pretty hot since the All-Star break but it's still not on par with last year. Their Starting pitchers were pretty terrible in the first half and in the second half their bullpen is shotty. I'd like to see a 2-peat from my Cubbies but it's looking more and more like it's going to be an Astros/Dodgers World Series

I was reminded of the WWE. The Bird Dog did a legit flying Suplex off the top turnbuckle

I read awhile back that airline websites jack up prices of tickets if you've visited before using cookies I checked a price the other day and it was $510, the next day I checked it and it was $840 same ticket, same plane, a bajillion seats still available

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