molarbear

That's a normal Tuesday for me >

Dude it aint a fucking prank I got Perseus asking me if Luuv has been on recently

I found that out the hard way :::

nope Bennifer was testing his ban powers, I was banned for a whopping 2 mins

That's actually why I logged on He's trying to figure out if it's true or not

Was it Perseus because I just got that text too

I'm back bitches! so anywhoo in this thread, I have a kid that I named Bennifer Turns out, Coat hangers don't work so well when they're 26 years old

I was banned

yet I'm posting

Fo realz yo I had one company tell me this and I asked the lady if she was serious because I had another job offer but had to let them know soon. I called them back after a week and she informed me they had filled he position, then the other company informed me that even though they told me I had 2 weeks to make my mind up they had already filled the position......

I would have noped the fuck out of there

Yeah. I ain't gonna off myself though. Elon Musk may give me an opportunity in the future to visit Mars, that or there's a Dog out there I can adopt that will love me unconditionally and I can make it's life better simply by taking it on walks and giving it belly scratches. The latter is the main reason, looking forward to Gundam battles in Space is just a secondary perk!

I accept your surrender. Even Grown pupper barks are cute depending on the breed. My old pupper would go "RF, RFFFFFFFF, BUFF!.......GOD DAMNIT I BARKED!" When she started speaking to me I knew shit was getting real. >.>

he likes to bless the rains down in Africa

I rarely use FB anymore. That place became a desolate shit hole for strongly opinionated people and old people who want to post thousands of pictures

Puppy barks are different than adult pupper barks, they're adorable and never get old. I want you to look at this face and tell it that its bark would get annoying........ go ahead, I'm waiting

No, if anything you saw him drunk off his ass in a bar yelling for someone to play "Africa" by Toto

Here's a picture I saved a long time ago because I thought it was funny and it still cracks me up

This place is dead, Reddit is boring....... I may have to start talking to actual people soon

Here's a picture of my brother the night he made sushi

I like it, it's kind of like looking at Christmas lights on the frontpage

I tipped a waitress $50 once on a $21-23 because my loud mouthy friend orders his steak medium well, when she was repeating back the order she said "2 medium rares, 3 mediums, and this asshole wants me to walk to the gas station and buy him a bag of beef jerky." I was almost willing to marry her on the spot, I even told that unfortunately she was already married....

Wait what? paper cut porn is a thing?

That's just a fancy way to cook a steak, burning a steak on the other hand is just wrong you can sear the outside all you want but, it is straight up blasphemy when people order steak well done

Fuggs you just earned so much respect from me My top 5 would be 1. Suikoden 2 2.Shining Force 2 3.FFVII 4.Super Mario Bros 3 5.Dune (the old Dos one that was the shit)