molarbear

That's pretty much all I got

I don't know what part you were in but my friend uses OKC here and and most the girls on there.... I'm not going to call them ugly but I'm going to say I bet they have a really good personality

me either, living in a trailer park in tornado alley is a death wish

yeah but the cost of living up there is wayyyyyyy higher #sickburn #notreally #Igotnothing

they started them tonight for a "possible" circulation 5 miles north and in a different county

When they would only turn Tornado sirens on if there was an actual tornado on the ground and not just the chance for one?

may have been Earth's gravity being less than that of their home planet he just kind of got unsmashed

I was always bothered by the fact that they never explained his growth spurt after the Saiyan saga he went from a short little guy to almost the same height as Goku

I have so many questions about this I mean I've had those loads that shoot out like a damn bullet but I'm more concerned about your fapping process are you saying you just lay on your bed and fap without like a sock or anything? Do you have a separate bed for sleeping in, or do you just kind of sleep basting in your own body fluids everynight?

That was completely worth the seizure

No I do think he's funny though Pretty much anyone Judd Apatow put's in his movies cracks me up Seth Rogen is kind of meh for me though, his weird ass Oscar The Grouch meets Fat Albert laugh always throws me off

nope, made up my own word

I quit dipping by starting to smoke, then I switched back because I got tired of smelling like cigarettes That was my College days when I smoked a lot of weed, dry mouth and snuff don't go together well

School starts here in like a week

That's a huge mistake the same chemical that keeps french fries from breaking down is what protected your liver from all the alcohol abuse over the years You dun goofed kid

^ I look forward to October not just for Halloween but because usually around that time I an go outside and not melt

they get freakishly huge I know you like Spiders but I generally stomp the fuck outta them no offense they're just creepy, and you know deadly depending upon the breed.

Believe it or not, modern cars look terrible in wrecks because it's better for the vehicle body to crumble and absorb damage instead of the Passengers. the shock is mainly absorbed in the crumbled part instead of the vehicle holding strong and the people within the vehicle absorbing it. Also pro tip! If you think you're about to get rear ended take your foot off the brake and just let your car absorb the hit, if you drive a standard, throw it in neutral. the less impact the better. Even if there is a car in front of you, you stand a better chance of not risking injury by letting Newton's laws kick in than absorbing a full rear end collision at a complete stand still.

No Bullshit, Genealogy.com has a DNA test you can do. 52% Italian, I mean there's a shit ton of other stuff but mayhaps the fountain of youth lies therefore in Italy? I dunno what to tell you. I was blessed with mental illness in the form of OCD/Anxiety/Depression... but I got those Nick Cage looks, I mean I may be John Carter but whom knows

Give it 20 years and maybe we'll get back on the even edge

dude I'm 30 and look like i'm 14 when people discuss beards and such I quietly leave the room

^MOD ABUSING THEIR POWER! NB4 he makes his own boards with 25,000 furry fans ready to join

you guys remember when Boomerang first became a thing and they use to show Quick Draw Mcgraw and all the older cartoons on it? now it's like CN but instead of Teen Titans Go for 12 straight hours it's Tom and Jerry marathons

I highly doubt that, unless you've saran wrapped it