molarbear

Give it 20 years and maybe we'll get back on the even edge

dude I'm 30 and look like i'm 14 when people discuss beards and such I quietly leave the room

^MOD ABUSING THEIR POWER! NB4 he makes his own boards with 25,000 furry fans ready to join

you guys remember when Boomerang first became a thing and they use to show Quick Draw Mcgraw and all the older cartoons on it? now it's like CN but instead of Teen Titans Go for 12 straight hours it's Tom and Jerry marathons

I highly doubt that, unless you've saran wrapped it

no, it's a grape

I'm having flashbacks of 2 girls 1 cup

It's a sugary carbonated beverage invented by the CIA to give us all diabeeetus

I thought you bought some program that was suppose to help you balance your money out

I'm going to open a can of pop and pour it all over your keyboard

The same thing happened to me, my buddy's shot a trashcan about 10 feet away without warning anyone. I got 3 pellets in my leg

I'm down for this

The only thing you're missing is a medium to large size dog sleeping at your feet

I love Animals. I filled out the paperwork to volunteer at the local Animal Shelter, they won't give me the time of day. The kill shelter has openings but I honestly can't fathom working there, I'd end up with 100 dogs and like 4 cats.

life career endeavors

I went to Turkey when I was 19, we rented bikes and road 80 miles to the Beach and it was no big deal 12 years later I'm pretty sure I'd make it halfway and literally start throwing dirt on myself to assist with my burial charges

My Mom gets upset that I won't add her on FB I love her to death but the last thing I want is her calling me asking me if I was drunk in a picture at a wedding where my tie is wrapped around my head and my friend is tilting my head back and pouring jim beam into my mouth No Ma, that was apple juice.........

he was arrested because his cereal cut the roof of everyone's mouth

Imma go watch Dunkirk

I believe he's the one on the left playing guitar

that always sucks man, I'm sorry. That beautiful creature you see in my profile pic is no longer with us I had to put her down last year I've lost Family members, and I've lost friends, putting my Dog down was by far one of the hardest things I've ever gone through in life. She lived 16 years as a Retriever/Border Collie mix, She was fucking beautiful, and she just loved people. I'll never forget when Moparman came to hangout and he was all "I don't let dogs lick me" I told him that was going to change soon he tried that half pet thing people do where they kind of pat a dog's head in affection, she jumped on the couch and licked his face within 2 seconds. ;D

I wake up with boners that could destroy the Golden Gate Bridge if rammed into it hard enough I don't think it's sleep that causes it, I think it's just the male brain if I haven't fapped or had sex in like 3 days a slight draft can cause a boner

I believe it was a smartass comment implying his dick was so large it caused him to walk with a limp

I'd pitch it as "GOD DAMN DAPPER AS FUCK!" https://www.quiktrip.com/