molarbear

Not to brag but I'm kinda an expert in that area, if you gotta write an essay I can type for at least 20 paragraphs on the subject

Happy Birthday Bebop! Don't tell Rocksteady I said this!

I don't blame you, it was going down an alley no people should

nah and I don't plan to. I gotz what I gotz and that's that

I highly doubt it or I imagine every dude would be taking them

this is your guide

I added easter eggs that I don't think anyone has seen yet

I live on the edge bruh.... gotta be witty and make fun of people

I.... guess?

nah he actually did pretty bad but it was still cool

It's actually pretty nice I made one and didn't really tell anybody so now it's like FB use to be where I can make smart ass or witty comments that I find funny and no one says shit because I only have 3 real followers like 4 bots

I had a friend who was on Wheel of Fortune

who my 666th reputation point came from @Clu

Fuck i missed this Fuck's B-day! Happy B-day ya fuck! May we continue to be assholes together! Happy Birthday ya ugly, bearded Fucker! Congrats on finishing that 5k in like a 8 min mile with your adorable pupper. Next time we speak I'm going back to full asshole mode, or anti social mode... probably the latter but still, eat a dick and Happy Birthday!

You're welcome! I feel it's one of the most underappreciated threads on here. There are nights when certain users are just spamming tons of threads and I've all but given up hope and signed off, there it suddenly appears at the top... like a little bastion of hope

I've been wanting a cannoli for almost a year now

I'm 17 mins late but Happy Birthday! Your dedication to your youtube thread is truly something

That was taking place during the 3 days off

My first "adult" job was like that I was 20, making I think $15 a hour, and had a 3 day weekend.... life was fucking amazing

Alright sandy this is gonna get weird but I want you to dress your dog in Victorian era armor and roll tennis balls at it while someone takes pictures WAIT.... FUCK.. THIS ISN'T FACEBOOK

Are we all going to start floating?

because generally 17 pts that early on isn't considered a death sentence so you go with what's usually the sure fire thing and kick a field goal and get some points on the board

Now I can't even watch the damn game because the News took over to tell me a system that already moved through is now making tornadoes a hour and half away

Crosby missed his third field goal of the game I was joking about going back to sleep but now I'm really thinking about it