molarbear

I just use sportsurge for cubs games

You know bob would never miss the opportunity to drop some cheesy ass dad joke

I bet we could get AS to air a special episode of "fish tank" for that one

Drake Stoops to the Rams as an undrafted FA

*the photo in question your honors

Worked out earlier and attempted to toss my sweatband from the workout room, across the hall, and into the shower so it could get all the stank washed off of Sent photo to friend because I was proud of my almost amazing shot (it hit the shower rod and almost rolled over it into the shower) Said friend responds while I'm on the toilet waiting for the shower water to get a little warmer and voiding my bowels, and then every nightmare I've ever had of taking my phone in the bathroom happened somehow my phone decides to video call this dude while I'm sitting there naked, just staring at myself. I did the only reasonable thing and started stabbing my phone screen with my finger to end the call, which only minimized the box and made it even harder the the little x After finally hitting said x button, I notice all it did was close the box, the call was still going. I finally just said to hell with it and chunked my phone under the sink cabinet Who dafuq was like "hey phone people.. I'm really tired of accidentally ending my video calls by hitting the "end call" button, can you make it almost impossible to do that? Thanks!"

This one just wants its ears scratched

Saw them perform this live by the University of Arkansas, back in 2011ish? We were in Fayetteville for something, and ended up on Dickson St (a good 3 mile stretch of road that is all bars) we kept walking by this outdoor venue with a sign that said "alien ant farm" and no one thought anything of it because no one had heard of them in a decade. We kind of just figured it was some weird college cover band, until about the 4th time we walked by and finally asked the bouncer. My buddy then paid the $10 cover charge for all 5 of us, we walked in and they announced they were singing one last song and it was this. Literally, walked right up to the front of the stage and stood about 4 feet away from the band as they played this Granted.. we were pretty gone at that point, so it's quite possible it was a little more crowded than I remember and we just kind of... moved our way up to the front, but I do remember everyone having a lot of space between them ( I normally don't do concerts for that reason, I don't like being squished in with people) tl:dr randomly saw them play this live in the early 2010's

I just came in, freshly baked from outside, and stumbled upon this this shit has me broke.exe atm Happy Birthday peeps!!!!!!

Because then we would never get gems like this

what earthquake Pat? This guy.....Typical NY earther thinking "Oh, the whole world is NY, everyone must have felt that earthquake" Nah pat, some of us were dealing with actual natural disasters like your mom storms, high winds, and Maxwell's uprising in the east sorry about the "your mom" comment. I hope she's doing well please don't send another cat

Also, this got sent to me today https://www.instagram.com/p/CnkgmqLhn_y/

Cinco! Against the Dodgers too, that's a quality win

I would part with it for a corn chip

I was just gonna pop in and mention that I use to make gummy bears plead for their life's as I nibbled their limbs off but I see I stumbled on to some weird shit so I'm just going to go

That's a sweep!

....and the Cubs lost

Methodist But like, the non progressive ones that split recently so

Cubs and Rangers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Forgot the "LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!" 2nd* I can grammar! Look....it's been a long week and I'm tired. Group project in class going as well as you'd assume a group project is going

it's not my cup of tea I feel like I'd drive it everyday to validate the price, while openly hating myself for ever spending that much money on a vehicle that does exactly what something $40-50,000 less can do