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molarbear

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  1. I miss that cartoon
  2. Really thought the Chargers would do better than this against the Patriots Don't really care though, I'm a man with no Country in these playoffs
  3. It's still a thing I went to buy snuff the other day and there were literally no parking spots so I had to pull up to a pump the only person in the actual gas station was the worker
  4. I think it's best if we just leave it up to people's imaginations
  5. Well, you finally got the HIV
  6. I could have, but, I was drinking vodka and my attention span was that of a 8 year old last night
  7. You're welcome
  8. I do that all the time too!
  9. You could always just wander off into the woods and live like a caveman bunk down with a chupacabra and make a strange humancabra hybrid baby
  10. I'm honored that in your 3 hours of being awake during the day you graced my thread with your presence That being said you didn't leave any of those odd colored hard candies the government issues to old people when they get old I R disappoint
  11. Not really, I just hate their fan base because my old roommate was a fan and he was one of the most obnoxious people alive No joke he was somehow worse than any Brady fluffer I've ever met
  12. when Puff Puff ruined Y2K?
  13. Gas stations still have way more vehicles than people in them
  14. I still have no idea what tik toc is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask
  15. I get 10 download and less than 1 upload Windstream for the fucking L I thought about switching to Cox but they've started capping their stuff in certain areas and I watch way too much Netflix/Hulu to pay for that
  16. I think the fanciest cheese I've ever tried was Gouda. I bought a pack of it at the store once, it wasn't very good. I've always wanted to try Fondue though
  17. No, but the house I use to rent in College had a permanent stale beer smell in the kitchen that would not go away I don't know what the previous Tenants did but even Bleach couldn't destroy the smell
  18. Waffles, but only if you have crunchy peanut butter available
  19. Then the people with shit hands will start touching the sanitizers and the world will be forever unclean
  20. That's what I use Twitter for anytime I think of something funny or get bored I just punch some shit out off the top of my head It's quite therapeutic at times and only like 3 people are going to see it so who gives a shit, amirite?
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