molarbear

https://www.portillos.com/index.html Don't sleep on the chocolate cake

*cat bed update After Amazon said they wanted their Bible back and it would take a week to get the cat bed The cat bed arrived on the porch today.... anybody want a free Bible?

I was not expecting to wake up today and just see the greatest anime ever attacked like that XD This was ordered for the void that sleeps on the back porch https://www.amazon.com/Warming-Pets-Removable-Non-Slip-Washable/dp/B096S3QHWL?crid=16C10G68K7KC5&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.lzskLBdBWEtYa2SEry0BmnFzbi6ZjOPZ2op8CBW58iXSfhDM_vPsuw_YCpTWELC9o8FkNhzo1U80xR5GvCPq2ynSTw0tHfgX-nPi6zS8dcimzbo7xFzTKjo5iAAUb_mm3rYl57-vg_PjzeqJPB9f9DmVwfrwaus2s_v3etYssrs0gy93dXd3jEborvTHd1nM4dip5hcFA_6s9XWAskb5T_HPeXQ9vyiXLz0Dugh5ezd9CfA4d7Wvr2fO3_tZMnKNvoR71xDidrM3EgLBjCvYg5MdvUbPjjJsRi0cwkmDjeI.iaP5qM8LxW7IUBS7zIWhTVcZzxiCRQ35lj9YInBxswY&dib_tag=se&keywords=mylar%2Bcat%2Bblanket&qid=1731630988&sprefix=mylar%2Bcat%2Bblan%2Caps%2C262&sr=8-1&th=1 For some reason, this was delivered instead

You hitting up Portillo's?

Anyone else just toss a blanket over their pile of "been worn but not dirty yet" clothes and hop on the call, or do you people have a designated room you go to for this stuff?

I'm too damned high for this

more like stand at the door and meow constantly until you go outside, then she continues to meow because she wants warmth, but she's a total bitch so she doesn't want to be held What she actually wants is someone to warm the seat up for her and then move >.>

We are kitteh 23.mp4

The other day I was working on a paper and had a very questionable fart Admittedly, instead of immediately rushing to the bathroom I just shifted onto one side and continued typing. Praying to any deity that would listen to not let the next sensation I felt be a warm, fluid one. All was safe in the end, but damn.... I was worried that as an adult, I was going to have to reset the "zero accidents since" sign again.

I thought that was the Mets? This one is better, lol

Replace "Deshaun Watson" with "WTF Yankees!?!?!?!?!?!" and that doesn't even begin to explain the 5th inning

Yeah What kind of explosive shits do you have that your clothes are able to contain them? Are you eating the same diet as a rabbit? Do you just shit out little pellet turds, mix?

Untrue We were given this golden nugget by Big Papi https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/30/us/christopher-dunn-released-missouri-prison/index.html

Have you, have you tried pooping?

...You enjoyed getting pooped on?

I learned to just tell people I get uncontrollable, explosive shits if I get tickled The amount of people that have attempted to tickle me since I implemented this policy is zero

I meant in that moment, I could clearly see how that call was missed It was the in the following moments when Darnold's head was rolling around like he had just found himself in sleepy hollow that confused me I do not believe penalties are reviewable though. That may have changed in recent years, I remember them discussing something about it. This is where the lines between NFL and College rules start to blur for me.

If I can play devil's advocate here for just a moment gonna break this play down molarbear style From this angle right here, that hand could easily be grabbing Darnold's left arm, was it? No, but this official most likely saw the defender coming up, saw his hands going up, and then his eyes went straight to watching the ball to see what unfolds there. Looking for any forward motion etc, in the event that ball pops out. How he was not able to notice Darnold involuntarily pulling an exorcist (sans the pea soup vomit) after the fact, does absolutely astound me.

Do most the old athletes sell used cars and have beer guts now? The popular girls ended up married to them at my school. Then in some bizarre, massive love triangle, they've all gotten divorced and remarried within the group. Some multiple times. It's almost like a little cult. It's starting to make sense why Sedric bolted for Colorado as soon as we graduated, and Cody went to some unheard of college in California. They were always the smarter ones.

This is the void She's not mine, but she frequently hangs out on the porch and likes to nap on things One day a race of beings from a completely different galaxy with weapons that make ours look like stone age tools appeared. Unfortunately for them, their intelligence dept sucked and they misjudged everything on our planets size; Discovering shortly after entering our atmosphere that they were beings the size rhino beetles, and their ships had the misfortune of being sphere shaped and about the same size as tennis balls. She batted their leader's ship and everything inside turned into goo. Upon seeing this havoc, the beings quickly ran back into the wormhole they had come from.

We should all have a digital reunion with ourselves Except everyone just sends photos of their animals and a short story of how they saved the galaxy

So that thing is around the corner again and uh... I made the mistake of signing into FB last night and getting updated on all that. Aside from what seemed like at least 100 posts about people dying, it looks like the people who are supposed to organize it gave up after the last one. To catch you all up on the 10 year fiasco They wanted to charge something like $300 a person and basically a large group of people said "we don't want to see each other that bad." Then another person we graduated with was like "I own an upscale bar, I'll host a party for free!" and I think everyone ended up going to that one instead Anyway, aside from the unfortunately high number of posts about people passing; the only other post is this lady who never lost that "stay at home mom" facebook energy from back in the early 2010's (you know the ones that spammed farmville and shit?) It is all just like "20 year reunion is coming up and I look like I should still be in detention, lol!" TL:DR It's been almost 20 years since I have seen a large chunk of the people I graduated with, and I think I want to keep it that way

Darnold's stats may not be record shattering up in Minnesota, but the dude looks way more relaxed in this pre game than he ever did in NY

Apparently my fantasy team missed their flights this week >.>

Unexpected, and I legit was in stitches