molarbear

With the reports that probably go on on this site I imagine this is Pat most days

Nopes You are really, really close you just need to format it differently

Try getting one in your sleep You wake up to a pillow case smeared in blood convinced you murdered last night's hooker again

top 3 Muppet but no

Nope

Nope

LOVEFIST IS THE GREATEST BAND EVAR!

double nope

Respect All big ole nopes

^

That would be awesome

If you like watching people play old school adventure games you should also check out this channel https://www.twitch.tv/hipolitopichardo That dude has set out to beat all the old school adventure games mostly blind (on occasion he will allow the chat to give him a hint but not a direct answer to the problem) Also watching the newest ERB

I've always wanted a "Where's Waldo" shower curtain I just want an excuse to tell people I'm not going to make it because this time I really feel like I'm going to find Waldo

Sounds like the name of a boss in a mega man sex game

No but I now know what I will name my child if I ever have one

aren't they all stupid?

Nope

In no currently recognized currency

I hope you just saw the short version and not the whole thing because it's completely fucked (no pun intended)

you should look up the video of the dude that stuck his head in one It's literally just as disturbing as it sounds

Happy Birthday!

I shave once to twice a week because my facial hair grows in all patchy like

Mine are always me walking through the halls and suddenly not knowing where my classroom is

No BS No BS, @inhumanrampager and I have been carried by her through Halo matches more times than I can count We'll be all " we got 2 kills" and she's like "well I got 30 so if you could raise that count by like ........1 per each of you we mayhaps pull this off. Did I tell you about my Fish?" I hope this post is full of laughter with the parties involved because it was intended to be funny. Rampager may have his first period, who knows

make it Altered Beast. *Chaos ensues*