molarbear

The longest I ever made it was a year I was trying to get it long enough to donate but eventually it started irritating me and I finally caved

Pandering done right

I plan on placing a bunch of lawn gnomes in the front yard and yelling at them daily Why? I want my Neighbors to think I'm crazy so they'll leave me alone, plus it's a spot I won't have to mow

It's good to see Jey Hey hitting the ball well with yet another walk off Homer! https://www.mlb.com/video/jason-heyward-homers-6-on-a-fly-ball-to-left-field

The OG

Yeah... but it was the nice, not 112 degrees outside part that's done

It's currently on sale and bundled with the AC: Odyssey season pass for $21 right now I'm really tempted to buy it. Mainly because I beat Odyssey and now I'm lost and craving more

Touche

Kris Bryant Walk off homer in the bottom of the 9th THAT HAPPENED!

Weak SAUCE! We've all seen the dude in Australia that punched a fucking Kangaroo and lived to tell tales about it

"Disappoint" Would have also been an acceptable answer zing

Happy Birthday!

Cubs are 1/2 game outta first place. They're showing a metric fuck ton of improvements since Opening Day save Yu Darvish. I'm fairly positive he's the next Edwin Jackson/Tyler Chatwood signing Theo can stack a farm system, his Achilles Hill is signing SP....... or just Pitching in any sense

Oh lord, that means I'm left to rant in this thread to myself about baseball BRACE YO SELFS!

I say we strike while the iron is hot and drop a loin cloth woven from redhead people's hair

I once held a sneeze in and then couldn't bend over for a couple days without jolting pain throughout my back Sitting on the Toilet went from being an enjoyable thing to ascending the Aggro Crag

I can't help but notice the clear dodging of the "Godzilla is the reason NY has a traffic problem" theory

Discuss Baseball! I need all 1-2 people that casually still visit here and are interested in it to nerd out with about Baseball in this thread Vlad Jr had his MLB debut! @Doom Metal Alchemist I need you to tag Starpanda because the Tag system shit itself after I tagged you

I feel like a horse and carriage would have been much more efficient in this scenario Granted I have no idea how large a "Borough" is and my only experience with NY in any form is what I've seen in Movies... Traffic just doesn't move. Once you attempt to drive you're just signing a death warrant to slowly and painfully sit in the same spot on the road while honking your horn in anger that Godzilla is 8 miles away delaying traffic and breathing fire

I suggest installing an alarm clock in your guest bathroom that's set to go off every 5 mins Best not to ask questions and just take my word for it

Sometimes I think I do but this day and age not having a tattoo seems more rare plus I'm always afraid I'm going to get one and it's going to look like a 5 year old drew it

I dunno, mine kinda flows with my name

Order a Pizza!