When I was in college one of my roommates had a girl over for a party
I had never seen her before in my life and I got home from work to this insanely drunk girl in the kitchen vomiting everywhere, she then looked up and said "I hate you" she proceeded to continue to try and tell me why through the bathroom door while I was showering (bathroom was attached to the kitchen) I kept laughing because the last thing I wanted to deal with was some drunk person I've never met explaining why they hate me after I got done working 10 hours
The kicker was they actually started dating, and when he broke up with her she turned our grill over and dumped the ashes on my car