molarbear

Is that a yes?

You'd think

I feel like you may need this right now

Clickety Clack!!!

I brake for squirrels all the damn time For people I move over a lane if I can when they're merging onto the highway

Is there a toilet bowl this year?

Jablinski Gaming...because Jack Mutha F'n Black

I'm proud of you! Next year to prevent injury and embarrassment I say we split the month and both just go 15 days instead of the whole 30

*Commences the Jiggling

I mean if you're offering I've kind of been wanting a Tesla

Those of us that are unable to grow facial hair that the public accepts appreciate that If you want, I can try to tell the IRS you made a charitable donation the entire month of November

....... It's true what the people say, I will always be a loser

Does he know the rules? My Brother always cheats when I start beating him at anything One time he straight up turned the console off when I was beating him at a game and claimed that because the game didn't end I didn't actually win

Not me, would pay to replace that person in that dog pit

This Imgur photo is the only cuddle pile I wanna be a part of right now Doggo pile of cuddles

@helpme @Misaka @Mr Owl @viperxmns I hate to be lazy and not make 4 separate threads but, fuuuuuuck what are the statistical odds 4 members of this small community would share the same birthday?

Tentaclnami?

Dude looks like a Bizzaro version of Shredder I'm digging it

I was going to link the clip from Silicon Valley where they argue over how to efficiently jack off a room full of dudes the fastest but for some reason when I try to post links or gifs lately they don't pop up

It was for Science

https://tootsie.com/howmanylick-experiments ^SFW....unless your boss is diabetic, then you may get fired The only conclusion I can find from this data is that if and when robots do decide to rise up let's hope it's the licking machines, because they got their asses kicked by a bunch of kids in middle school *End of TED Talk