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molarbear

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  1. Due to the layout this year I'm not sure who the toilet bowl champ is Whomever you are you carry this title with pride
  2. I met Archie last night He gets so excited to see people that his entire butt wiggles
  3. Never they're just doggos
  4. That's how you know it's true love! My best friend and I greet each other with a middle finger most the time
  5. too much work, would rather complain
  6. also yes
  7. JK, Don't care. Love you bro! I've been drinking still, Merry whatever! Stay you
  8. Post faster ya old fart!
  9. I got a drink that turns into a ornament I failed to grab the clippy part that makes it an ornament though
  10. proceeds to ignore phone
  11. tell them you have explosive diarrhea no one ever questions that
  12. I'm sorry about your Grandpa but I literally chortled reading that
  13. there's really no drama, Christmas is usually pretty chill for me
  14. I always spend it with my mom, dad, and brother When that's done I go hangout with my best friend's family where there is generally enough booze to make the elephants go extinct
  15. I have no idea what lives under her Apt but I don't want to leave your thread hanging bro
  16. At least you didn't leave it in the pocket of your jeans and accidentally sent it through the washer like someone I know did when they were in College >.>
  17. @crackymckrackin is so old the Government now issues him those weird blue hard candies your grandparents always have that you never see in the store
  18. She's still a good pupper!
  19. ....... I was turning 3
  20. It's times like this I wish AVclubpresident had made it to these boards He'd show you what a true amish pornstar can do with his erotic wood cutting
  21. I feel like this is me dancing when I drink Notice the minimal foot movement due to the two left feet
  22. *flex '04 still the only cuddle pile I want
  23. Can't tell if this means you're going to party or buy an old cell phone and play snake
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