HardcoreHunter

I don't use Instagram isn't that just photos with captions?

Yeah I played nice, posed for some pictures with people, made it look like I was going to stab them with my very real buck knife for their photos. One guy thought it was a prop, and tried to grab it by the blade, before he realized it was a real knife. But yeah everyone seemed relieved that I wasn't going to really kill them. The person I sat next to most of the night was like "dude you freaked me the fuck out all night, your commitment is amazing. People were asking me who my friend in the mask is, and I was like I have no idea who that guy is, I asked him if he wanted me to move and he just shook his head no and didn't say anything! Then while he's sitting there he plucked a fly out of the air with his thumb and index finger like a creepy god damn mr miyagi". Some girls were buying me drinks all night though, I bought one beer for myself, and spent none of my winnings on any of them! The one girl who was buying me drinks her friend was terrified of me. Some guy before the contest came over and slapped me in the side of the head because he didn't know I was wearing a mask I guess, or he just felt like being an asshole in that moment. I stood up and towered over him as he wasn't tall and I'm 6'2''. I still didn't say anything I just stared at him and tilted my head. He got freaked out and went back to his table. Then to fuck with people I pulled out my buck knife and started to clean my finger nails, and the guy ended up buying me some beer as an apology. All the while the guy sitting next to me I think is going to piss himself. There were some people across the bar who were taking pics of me all night. I chatted with them some and posed for pics after the contest. Though it is funny how unnerved people got. Like I usually drink at a biker dive bar on the other side of town that has fights multiple times a week. One time I came out of the bathroom and got into a fight with a tweaker because he laid out his cocaine on the toilet seat, left the bathroom for whatever reason, then I went in sat on his coke without realizing it. I've beaten people so bad in that bar that my dad and brother one time tackled me to keep me from curb stomping a guy that smashed a bottle on my head. If anyone goes into that bar wearing a Tie and it's not for a funeral, my dad will pull out his buck knife grab them by the tie yell at them then proceed to cut off their tie like he's slicing their throat, and everyone laughs...almost everyone. That's the kind of bar I usually drink at. This bar though was a sports bar full of upper middle class hipsters who have probably never even seen a parking lot blowjob in their lives. Also some cute girl did give me her phone number, but I forgot her name and I'm not dealing with that awkward moment of fishing for info while talking to someone. I already dealt with that two weeks ago when I ran into some guy and his family who knew me, from some thing or somewhere, and I just faked it and was like "hey man (using terms to avoid saying names) hows it going... My one friend though in the car was like who was that you were talking with, and I was just like I have no idea.

Why are they going into your house? Why does it look like you set romantic festive mood lighting? Did you Bill Cosby the Candy bowl?

Old west bukkake showdown both start at the same time fastest draw wins. I'm a marathon man though so I'd lose that one. Also I aint gay but $2.50 is $2.50.

I'm keeping the mask on during

I eat a lb of steak no prob plus 4 potatoes and some vegg, so go for it. When I was 16, a bar near us was doing all you can eat prime rib. They added a stipulation that you have to eat a side of rice, fries, or baked potato with each steak, because 117oz of prime rib. Over 7lbs of meat, which even now I think is impressive and I don't know if I'd be able to do that. I also had soup and some baked potatoes and bread.

I ended up wearing a sweat band under the mask, and cut air vents in the back and top of the mask that you couldn't see when I wore it because my pastry Scott German skin blended in with the mask. Still I wore that fucker for like 6 hrs before I took it off. If you can imagine the sweat when you trick or treat in a rubber mask for 3hrs. Also I was wearing a sweater in a crowded bar of people putting off heat. It was moist, but the sweat band helped a lot.

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Well I got a baby mask last year for 50% off and threw on an old sweater, and carried my buck knife. My trick was more just being creepy as fuck to everyone in the bar. I didn't say a word to a single person until after the contest. I just answered things in nods. Then I'd just stare at people and tilt my head slightly or slowly wave at them. I even pulled out my big buck knife and used it to clean my finger nails. Everyone was freaked out even the bartenders. Really more of the mind game of freaking everyone out to make something subtle more scary. Then again I could just be scary to begin with lol. Though there were a few girls who I guess were into it and kept buying me drinks. The devil horns image is after I won and got my crown

I won $200 for scariest costume, may post photos later.

I have a fake tree I use for christmas so I technically have it up, but I have halloween decorations on it and orange lights. My grandma always did a halloween tree and I found it odd that other people don't do one because it makes sense.

Dinosaur as the classification not the sitcom. Though it is interesting to think how long dinosaurs were around for. Like The T-Rex is closer to Humans in years than it would be to the Stegosaurus

Tell that to the dinosaurs

Wouldn't have been me then. I was in detention and suspended pretty much every month for fighting.

Use this it'll tell you what you have and if you can run it https://www.systemrequirementslab.com/cyri

My dad was pretty much insane. At Christmas we would dress up as belsnickel take our presents and beat us with a branch. I tried to run for it the one time. Got caught and hung upside down next to the deer we'd hang to age, and had my belly and ass beaten with a branch. Also messed up my leg and ankle and still get some pain from it; and yes the deer tree is very much a thing

Kids are pretty resourceful. When I was 8 my dad blindfolded me, drove me 5 miles into the middle of the woods, gave me a knife, bic, and compass and told me to find my way home and drove off. Ate some wild onions I found, killed a rabbit with a rock, cooked and ate it, killed a black snake and ate that. Covered myself in mud and clay to protect my skin from bugs. Made it home on the 3rd day, and got bitched at for taking so long. I was like a compass doesn't do shit if I don't have a reference point of where home was to begin with. Then I had to wash dads motorcycle for the sass, and I wasn't allowed in the house because I was covered in mud and I had to get washed outside. We got water from an underground well. The water from the tap is like 36 degrees, so that sucked. Point is what doesn't kill kids, fills them with anger issues and resentment.

Don't starve, Age of empires, Diablo II, Half life 1 and 2, Daggerfall and morrowind, Oregon Trail, Typing of the Dead overkill

Has the dub ever not been a mess?

How do you sleep? Like any special clothes you wear to bed or just go to bed naked? Do you wear socks to bed, do you have to have your feat under or out of covers? How many pillows do you use and on which side do you lay?

I take a long time to cum and have a short refractory period and rather large thick loads. Shortest romp was 4hrs and that was only because the girl passed out fucking quitter.

Someone is going to be so pissed at all the hair you left in their sink.

I hope your house gets egged

I think a couple of people thought I was a mod. I'd get pm's from them and they'd talk about wanting to be a mod, or asking to resolve dumb shit.