HardcoreHunter

Gotta say the people who made this world are assholes for making trees so hard to cut down.

Like everyone is going through that awkward phase where they think they have special powers

A.I programming. Suppose they could go against it if they rip their eye out.

Kirito sure got a lot of exercise on that walk

I guess they think the eye patch is moe

Why isn't her eye fixed yet? Cuck boy had his eye fixed in one episode after losing it.

Riding something with spikes on it's back doesn't seem smart

Oh shit this is forest gump, they even have the I wish I were a bird so I could fly away Jenny scene

Kirito is the new lt.Dan from forest gump

The last thing I remember is the naked chick caught on fire...

this

Teddy and the Mets.

That's the face you have to make when you do it

- taking a piss inside of a girls asshole after you blow your load - going to anticipated book sales, opening the book to the final chapter and reading aloud for people waiting in line - The look on someones face when you give them 10,0000 spoons when all they needed was a knife -topping off another mayo jar of your baby seed -the smell of a freshly peeled orange

What is wrong with my critique, or were you just feeling passive aggressive that I didn't like their highschool preforming arts project.

If they wanted to go the route of a mini series, I'd say they should partner with Netflix or Crypt TV. Also not use a single person from that staff in any of those trailers. Cinematography was horrible, Acting was horrible, costume department didn't do their job. The SCP containment team/9-tailed fox should sound far more authoritative and military. They also wouldn't be wearing fucking skull biker bandannas on their mouths, and should be speaking in more military jargon and stay in formation. I don't know what they were using to record with, but their editor did something funky and distorted the quality. I have seen better found footage films done with much cheaper cameras in better quality. Also the camera man needs to stop with the damn low angle shots, I keep seeing the top of the set and their shitty black curtain. As for the concept it could be difficult or easy to get the rights. Whoever initially created each SCP may own that character and need paid or consulted for any high budget series or film. In the case of SlenderMan, there have been many games and stories based off of the character. However when the film was being made they had to consult the original creator of the creepy pasta. It all depends on if they own a trademark or if they had surrendered any rights to whoever runs the SCP game due to the wiki nature of the lore being ever evolving by many hands. For the most part I'd say they'd just want to make sure that the rights for the iconic SCP are covered. I think an anthology series would work well with the right team. Really you could set up most stories in a similar way that Tales from the Crypt was. Have one of the Doctors doing an post-mission or pre-mission briefing/de-briefing which will info dump the meat of what you need to know, then it cuts into the containment team on the mission. Some SCP that I feel are important may have to go unexplained or just alluded to. I think SCP 3000 the giant eel which they get their amnesia drugs from is too grand of scale for a low-mid budget series to pull off without looking like dog shit. SCP 682 is another fan favorite who I don't feel can be done properly without a pro film team and high budget. Even then I still have doubts that he wouldn't look like cgi trash. As well his containment is usually just brutal battles, and story is mostly just tests in trying to kill him, however him constantly evolving. There isn't all that much scary in terms of suspense with him. He's more in the nature of the croc from lake placid or Godzilla. If I were to pick a list of SCP for 1 season 12 episodes that would have interesting to watch stories, it would be 956, 049, 173, 106, 096, 1048, 610, 939, 993, 3199, 1471, 053, 035

99 blackberries 99 proof schnapps. When I was 18 nobody would do shots, being a badass I faced the whole bottle in a chug. 20 mins later mid conversation my eyes rolled in the back of my head and I passed out standing up, and went limp for 10 seconds. This was also at the end of the night and I had been drinking all day already before that. Spent the rest of the night yacking my guts out. Then my dad had me hang drywall the next day for not being able to hold my liquor. Now pretty much anytime I smell that stuff I can feel my stomach turn.

I wish we still had one in my town. Now the closest pappa is in a shit hole town full of garbage crackheads 30mins away. So it's only ever worth it if I'm out there buying crack already, or going to the DMV.

But now he can't enter many pools, parks, or bathhouses in Japan.

Though in code that only one person would be able to decipher, because we can't risk anyone knowing this vital info. Also that toad has to go though the rest of his life with a dumb series of numbers tattooed onto his back.

1 to 10 scale 1 being worst 10 being best Deidera vs Garra 3 Chiyo Sakura vs Sasori 1 I would give it negative numbers for how much I didn't care for that fight, but I already set my scale. I liked sasori's first puppet design before he showed his real/puppet body with ginger hair. I think they went with that because Gingers being in the desert as absurd as it is would have to make sense for Garra to have red hair to go with Garra and Rasa. Even though later they say that Red hair is an Uzumaki trait exclusive to the clan, also they have blue eyes which I think Kishi thought he was covering his bases with, but then forgot that Karin has red eyes and is an Uzumaki and Garra has Red hair and blue eyes and isn't an uzumaki. Either way didn't like the fight or the chase Deidera arc for 8 episodes we had after it along with Team guy fighting dumb clay clones. Naruto vs Orochimaru - 7 Really a good fight and we had a lot of hype at the time with Naruto's fox cloaks taking over his body. They found Orochimaru so this series will be over in probably a few more arcs I said to myself back when I wouldn't read the manga because I didn't want to be spoiled on the anime. Hiden and Kakazu fights combined 8 Actually the first Akatsuki members who felt like real threats. Asuma died who was a much better sensei than Kakashi despite what fanboys will say. Team Asuma got some screen time which is great because Kishi used Team Guy as the B team far too often, then Team 10 were given the majority of filler arcs. Also Hiden's end was the best we ever got out of Shikamaru. I'm half Surprised Naruto didn't go back out there with a shovel to dig up Hiden and give him another chance the fucking cuck. Itachi vs Sauske 4 I didn't care for what the fight turned into. I hate that Kishimoto is such a uchiha fanboy that he had to try this dumb character redemption. It also started the era of ultra sperg bipolar Sasuke. I'm going to avenge my clan and kill Itachi, I'm going to kill Danzo, I'm going to destroy the leaf, I'm going to kill the kage, kill Naruto. The fight itself also just led to the Sharingan power creep getting out of control than it already had been. It was meant to be on par with the fucking Byakugan. Byakugan see chakra points and 359 degree radius around you. Sharingan makes things appear to move in slow motion, summons a giant armor skeleton, summons black fire that burns everything and can only be sealed away but not put out, open wormholes, creates a time altering genjutsu in someones mind to torture them into a vegetable, teleport, control tailed beasts. To top it off Itachi was like 98% blind and Sassy was trying his hardest. Jiraiya vs pain 10 probably one of the best fights in the series. The only issues with it were one Jiriya's message was pointless. "the real one isn't among them" was set up as the most useful info the ninja world was ever meant to decipher, the better part of an arc was spent on it because it was originally written in code that only Naruto would understand, despite it giving kishi an excuse to have a cypher corp that is only used one other time and never seen again. Though in the end Naruto solo's all of the pain paths, and Nagato kills himself and brings everyone back to life like a fucking parent who changed the ending of a book because they realized it made the kids sad. So that whole message was just a waste. Second Jiraiya could have used the summoning jutsu on himself to go to the toad village at any time. After you sign the contract it now works both ways. You can be summoned the animals can be summoned etc. The fight though was really good, and the quality of animation we should have expected from the fucking naruto vs pain fight. Pain vs the leaf 8 Pain just curb stomping the leaf had a lot of feels when first watching it, especially because a half dozen good characters were just killed and at the time weren't likely going to be brought back to life. It also shows how strong Jiraiya was to be able to kill 3 paths. Pain paths except Deva vs Naruto 7 Naruto had a good curb stomp fight showing off sage mode He gets pinned Hinata red flagged herself and confessed to naruto then gets bitch slapped away on the brink of death leaving Naruto to go nearly full fox mode for what was going to end in an epic battle until Deva pain vs Naruto 1 it sucked. The leap in quality the animation took was sickening to me. For all of the events that had happened in the story till that point, was not the time to fucking try out your hand at drawing loony tunes. It was at this point I checked the manga to see if it was like that, and it wasn't it was fully serious and didn't go off model. This was worst than the Sakura vs Sasori fight by far in my opinion. Sasuke vs Raikage 3 only good thing about this fight was seeing Sasuke get bitch slapped. Other than that it sucked. Introduced the Samurai for no real reason and never did much with them. Sasuke vs Danzo 1 If there is a single character who ruined the series of Naruto more than any other character it is Danzo. He is first introduced as if he were a character that everyone was already deeply familiar with. Naruto was the only one in several villages who'd never heard of him as an excuse for Sakura to say something about Naruto's intelligence then drop a lot of exposition for really the sake of the audience. Kishi only included him for a single reason and that was to absolve Itachi and Hiruzen of any wrong doings. They were innocent they din due nuffin, it was all Danzo. Not only that but Danzo had the dumbest plan in the world. Implant all of those Sharingans into his body that can only be used a single time before they are closed forever and are just useless. What? How is that ever a good idea? He had a whole organization that was the super duper secret fbi Root above even the Anbu. Wouldn't have made more sense to implant the eyes into these subordinates where they could be used multiple times and give you an even more iron fist over the village. Just put a curse mark on people you give them to that will kill them if they don't obey you like the Hyuga had on their secondary branch. No Danzo just had to play scapegoat because we cant have characters with any form of depth in being a good person who did something horrible for what they felt was the right thing to do. Nah just Danzo. Kisame vs Guy 6 This fight is forgotten as much as Guy has forgotten Kisame's name. Kisame's death I think was very symbolic of the death of the series. He didn't care about much just honesty and being a ninja. Even ends up biting off his tongue and being eaten by sharks after his sword cucks him for bbc. We also got to see Guy fight which we hadn't seen since the original series. Ninja world war 5 It had interesting parts but it wasn't that good. The end was even hard to read through in the manga. We're fighting Kabuto and his zombies, not it's Tobi, no it's really Obito, no it's Madera, wait it's zetsu, now its Kaguya.

Team 7 vs Zabuza and Haku, Lee vs Garra, Sauske vs Naruto, Naruto vs Neji, Jiraiya and Tsunade vs Orochimaru, The sound 4 fights, Lee and Garra vs Kimimaro, Naruto vs Garra. Shippuden's first interesting fight was Fox Cloak Naruto vs Orochimaru. Never really got hype for Deidera or Sasori's fights. Deidera's fights were too simple. Make a bomb boom, run away, make a bomb boom run away. Sasori then just jobs to Sakura. Then there's like 30-50 episode gaps till the next interesting fights. Then the pain fight they completely fucked up the animation. It's just so bad it ruined the arc. I can only read the chapters for that fight, it's just so bad. It's the quality I'd have expected from a youtube reanimated, fine for people doing something for fun an all but not an official work. Then the whole tone of the series changes by the end. Nobody can ever die now and everyone does jesus levels of forgiveness.

Well If you watch for 14hrs a day you can get through the series in 15 days. I remember back when I used to do that kind of shit all the time. Really try not to anymore since it tends to burn me out on a series. I watched the first 65 episodes of boruto over a weekend and was pretty misirible after about how shit things were, more so than I'd have probably been watching it in smaller batches. My longest binge was probably One Piece, I watched from the first season all the way up to impel down which was the current arc at the time.

Eva characters wouldn't say is when I started writing funny skits. Then that branched to the bleach one and Elfie and I ended up making a comic....For the last 8 years.