Vamped

Elastic waistbands lol

Wherever in relation to distance from the screen, but i usually like the aisle seat just incase i have to pee

They're teasing me with these few episodes of Voltron here and there.

Olenna Tyrell & Brienne of Tarth

I can't eat pork so .... however whoever gets my portion wants it.

I baby vomited milk all over the keyboard of my laptop. The laptop still works .... with a USB keyboard.

Don't believe her, she's a whore.

I hang up on people a lot at work when they have terrible attitudes. >.> I once sent this package back to the shipper because this customer was a complete dick. Then I let them come to try and pick it up at the terminal and then pretended like I had no idea where or what happened to it. >.> It was on a trailer on the interstate.

go to a truck stop instead ... someone will pay

I was thinking about getting a portable ac unit but then itll probably blow a fuse or some crap with my luck. I miss my apartment

Not being socially awkward

They all closed here several years ago. The ones here always looked dirty anyway so I never went in

Well ... you probably could have just went up there at night for the same result. There would either be no one up there ... or you would've been hacked to death by an axe murderer regardless of your puny knife. You should have just gotten it over with instead of losing all that sleep

My heart races at the sound of chainsaws because of Resident Evil. Not because it was a bad game but because I would freak out ane get decapitated often.

Probably feels like 3 gerbils fighting for air

.... that cat must have been an asshole.

I'll start fresh Monday

She rarely ever wears the enemy down and then delivers the finishing blow. One of the other scouts has to attack first and then she finishes. Superman would probably beat her only because it takes too fucking long for her to actually do anything. By the time she's done posing and stuff, she'd be in the dirt.

He's probably in his pajamas eating popcorn on the couch right now.

I want one of those hot cyborg bodies like in Ghost in the Shell. Then I can just run around in my underwear all day and beat bitches to death with my fists.

Never. My grandma says tampons are for whores.

It looks like somebodys creepy stepdad trying to proposition you for some terrible sex

They ate Nigel. Thats why he's not in Finding Dory

Im drinking

I still dont really wanna go there