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There's not much that churches like though really

so ... just to be clear .....you have absolutely no desire to have a Mormon harem? I don't see how its demanding .... you're just exerting your womanly powers. Everyone benefits First seduce the man .... and then the wives .... everyone prospers

why settle for a boyfriend? Move to Utah and infiltrate a plural family, become a sister wife, and then sneak your way into the other sister wives' beds, bending their will to yours, and then have them all compete for your affection ... effectively owning a harem of Mormons .... I mean .... thats precisely what I would not do

Ooooo a fireplace! Lovin it!

This is a joke right .... he'd probably get murdered

I helped a friend of mine move some furniture over the weekend .... and the whole surface of my underboobs and the back of my thighs are sore. I didn't even think the stuff was that heavy. The boob soreness is so weird ... but they do feel extra firm.

Fuck her then. If she's not a manager who cares what she has to say

Except she says no all the way through the whole song I just looked up the lyrics right after that part to be sure. She never stops saying no. I think the issue is .... the importance of consent. She's been drinking sure okay ... but she does say no .... so damn ... let that lady leave and go home. I simply must go (but baby, it's cold outside) The answer is no (but baby, it's cold outside) Your welcome has been(how lucky that you dropped in) So nice and warm (look out the window at this dawn) My sister will be suspicious (gosh your lips look delicious) My brother will be there at the door (waves upon the tropical shore) My maiden aunts mind is vicious (gosh your lips are delicious) But maybe just a cigarette more (never such a blizzard before) I've gotta get home(but baby, you'd freeze out there) Say lend me a coat(it's up to your knees out there) You've really been grand (i thrill when you touch my hand) But don't you see? (how can you do this thing to me?) There's bound to be talk tomorrow (think of my lifelong sorrow) At least there will be plenty implied (if you got pnuemonia and died) I really can't stay (get over that old out) Baby, it's cold Baby, it's cold outside

and what the male grasshopper slipped in her drink so he could bust an insect nut that last part about busting an insect nut is the key piece

oh sh1t!

I literally suggest tacos every year

oh? So that makes 2 songs about date rape in the same thread

I don't know if the woman says it in the old version but I know its in the version Ray Charles sings and that was in the 60's

>.> well I mean .... its a song about a possible date rape I didn't catch the part where the woman goes .... "what did you put in this drink?" until like 3 years ago and I was like .... wait what?

I'm feeling like BBQ for Christmas too. My family tends to make the same stuff we just had at Thanksgiving. I want something different.

Sounds like the best plan so far

oh damn ... well atleast you're still getting paid

Is the power out on your off day?

Im working the day before and the day after so not much. We usually make big breakfast and watch movies or play games until dinner. I plan to be in my pajamas atleast 80% of the day

my coworker gave me tampons

Oh shit! .... I'm probably not gonna subscribe to their service though

I ... cant agree with any of these rules

Oh shit ... I thought he went home to dexter when he was done saving the world. If I was gonna play dumb before the shower scene really wont let me do it now lmao

I know exactly what I'll get with Hot Wheels. I'm not about to risk some bad sex. Unless you can guarantee, the sex will be good Premium pumps Than I'll be setting up these plastic ramps and racing these little shits