Vamped

Sometimes I think about bringing donuts or muffins for my co-workers but I don't get up earlier enough for any of that shit.

I actually dont eat as much fast food as I used to so ..... maaaaybe ... Backyard Burger or Chipotle >.> I just found out this one Panera Bread has a drive thru so .... we'll see how this goes

>.> human specimen Wtf could it be... bet its one of those kits you poop in to find out if you have colon cancer

My parents didnt call it spankings, they were whoopings. The last time my mom "spanked" me I was probably 13 and taller than her. It was because of something stupid like not giving my kid brother my lotion because he had his own .... anyway she beat me with the wooden handle of a broom. Mostly I dodged with my wrists but I think she must have thought she went too far because that was the last time. Afterwards she would just yell and go for your self confidence.

Id just call the police. They probably wont do anything but tell her not to do it again. If you're really concerned, call CPS. Theres no negative consequences for good faith reporting. Plus it seems like people are just horrible to children these days.

Maybe my whole life Ive just had shit sprinkles. They just get in the way of getting to the cupcake

Snails dont completely dissolve in salt

The sprinkles ruin it for me. They dont even taste like anything

Theres this big ass farmers market store about 20 mins away. It kinda looks like a really large asian food market but they have the best looking vegetables. Their egg plants are so fucking beautiful I dream of making some egg plant parm or lasagna with them ... then I never do.

Walmart, Sam's, Kroger, occassionally Ill go look around in Whole Foods.

A fished called Panda

Shhh .... no it is

Oh so this what upset Phillies You look nice. Im laughing at Phillies

Scars

Since I wasnt clear enough in the last thread

No way man. I just put them in a little snack bag I just ate like 2 baggies of the special K and now Im too full for dinner. Im killing this adulting thing.

>.> the special K red berries .... without the berries. Cornpops. Both without milk because ... milk and my intestines are no longer friends

Nah. I should be working

There was ass in it the first time I clicked it. I'm definitely not clicking it again at work

Where did I stash those snacks?! The fuck is the remote?! ..... is this .... a dirty pull up?!

I wanna get my hair cut into a bob so I can stop lazily throwing it into a bun