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  1. Never heard of craft sodas before so ....
  2. Hey there's spinach on there. Dont sell yourself short
  3. .... Tom Holland is an adult so ... I think you're fine
  4. All my uncles and cousins playesd basketball. He assumed that because me and my other female cousin were tall too that we would also play basketball. Ended up playing volleyball instead.
  5. =_= If I cant pay my brother and his friends to move stuff for pizza and beer or borrowinv my car ... Ill just have to pay for 2 men and a truck. Im too old.
  6. Volleyball I used to play in middle school and highschool. Upset my grandpa because he wanted me to play basketball like all the boys
  7. XD i just bought lunchables
  8. Probably should get some Gatorade or Powerade
  9. Make sure to hydrate afterwards XD
  10. I heard he only drinks diet cokes with his beetus meals
  11. Not gonna lie ... I've only ever used uber for food, but there are ways you can take them with safety precautions. Even if thats lying about meeting your "husband/wife/gf/bf" at the destination and talking with someone on the cell phone for the whole ride.
  12. I dont see why not. You can just get one one of those round brushes and brush it as you blow dry if you want a little bend in it next time.
  13. Personal blogs or announcements Also diss tracks
  14. They know better
  15. >.> I like the cubicle at my internship because I can eat my snacks and nobody will notice But then I'm usually on the go so I'm not there for a whole 8 hours
  16. ... well if hardwork and charisma don't work .... guess you better get good at sucking dick
  17. Positive note: You attempted to jog +100 hp well ... +87 HP Your hair is cute though :3
  18. So is my senior manager. Fortunately for me though, I don't share you your opinion of your supervisor. They asked me to be on his farewell party planning committee. .... For what?! I dont like him. Fuck him the old ladies in the office:
  19. Tbh when I get ready to put in my notice... im literally not doing anything at work after that. Like I plan to answer the phone and scream NO THIS IS PATRICK and hang up until somebody complains
  20. Sometimes. I do need to learn to be meaner. Yesterday was was fucking retarded. I had to tell one patient's caregiver I couldn't see her mom 3 times a week and on Sunday because I have other patients. I told her that Sunday, when I got to my internship and sat down at my desk to talk to my supervisor, she blew my phone up. She went off on me about how its not fair that I can't sit at her house off hours and every goddamn Sunday because I have other patients. She's cursing me out on my personal phone and demanded I have the clinic manager call me back. Shit just spiraled out of control ... and it took my supervisor and the clinic manager to tell that lady to chill the fuck out, we are not a sitter service.
  21. I was trying to find a break in her rhythm to get up and go. Then finally one of the nurses from the hospice came and she just started talking to me like .... yo' fuck this old lady XD. She looked down at her and said oh ... she will talk to anybody and then launched right into her conversation. I was so grateful. Then I just had to find somebody to let me out of the "memory unit." Every time somebody touches the bar on one of the exits, an alarm sounds
  22. I went to nursing home to see a patient yesterday. The lady is old as shit so she was just barely awake anyway ... I accidentally made eye contact with another old lady. This lady who isn't even my patient told me the same 3 goddamn stories for an entire hour. About cycle 4 of the stories, my patient, who is slower than a goddamn turtle got up from her chair, got in her wheelchair and left me sitting there. Every time one of the nurses walked through I was trying to get their attention. It was the same 3 goddamn stories. I was just like WTF .... and I'm sitting my ass there listening to them and making the same goddamn comments at the same goddamn time during the story.
  23. That's how imagine the reaction to coke was when they were putting cocaine in it
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