Vamped

So ... me being anti prude and pro go out there and be a slut was like ... you go out there and fuck your tinder dates if you want to To being 2 months into this and having to hear about this girl spending the night on all the tinder dates You gotta fuck them ALL?? You can't go home with everybody It's not even the sex, why are the very first dates go to their house? Ma'am there is danger out there

It better than I expected fo' sho .... who did you bang?

I'd rather fuck the Pope tbh ..... and all the demons under his cloak But not at the same time because this ain't no hentai

You left the VA to work HERE?? You crazy

I don't know how I got here .... but me singing "I might've been born poor white trash but fancy was name"

Y'all just fucking around? His brother was in The Backstreet Boys not NSYNC

So I was like ... hey lemme see what this about ... but that's a whole additional subscription

Participating minimally again for work this year too

The dick is in a hotdog on this one

We only have 2 toilets for staff. The patient bathrooms be nasty AF and it's only like 3 men that work there. Much faster to use the men's room than waiting I wipe down everything when I leave, no matter if it's dirty or not .... but I'm not cleaning a toilet seat that's not mine. I'll replace the toilet paper on the roll but that's it.

Just finished Dick Fight Island vol 1

You're brown in the US, excel and fuck everybody else. In time, people worthy of being called friends will show up.

Would you like us to roll up on him in a Walmart parking lot? I'll rent a Dodge minivan

Naraku4656

Makin my rounds to make sure you people I don't connect with elsewhere are still alive/not in crisis

So ... when I sneak in the men's room to pee at work. I be like .... should prolly just put it back up... But then I see how dirty that fucking thing so I put it back down to hide the dried pee stains But I guess it doesn't matter

That October Hidden hosted those scary movies .... and I still don't know why that predator got naked when he saw Arnold Schwarzenegger but this new predator didn't get naked in Prey

..... is that my dude Grey Worm??

The only way I go camping is if I can go camping like Pete in the Goofy Movie

I'm not calling anybody "daddy" that shit is weird to me ... but I have seen some men doing dad activities and been attracted and was like .... DILF I don't think you can use MILF and cougar interchangeably A cougar doesn't necessarily have kids and MILF doesn't mean they're older

.... I think a childless middle aged man cruising for young women .... is just a regular predator

How dare you summon me to this thread sir