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Vamped

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  1. ..... just sounds like me in my 30s if I'm being honest XD Oh wait ... without the having sex part
  2. You had 24 colored pencils at your disposal and you only used 1 color ....
  3. They should all just take off their various pants and have one big orgy. That way everybody has slept with everybody and everybody's equal.
  4. Where did you get date from? XD He got stranded after he dropped off some dick
  5. You missed .... ALOT. But you're probably better off for it
  6. And the comforter set?
  7. They asked what our dream job would be. Of course I said running a brothel .... you asked the question Also funeral director
  8. Make sure to check your battery, fluids, and tires before all dick appointments in the future. This helpful tip brought to you by AAA
  9. Damn I guess they all look the same then. The knee cap in the corner had me 2nd guessing.
  10. Are you driving an Escape or do the inside of all Fords look the same?
  11. Uh .... in the grey sweat pants
  12. My mom has went out of her way to get the miniature a pair of slides. I will snatch him out of them if I see him in socks and sandals XD
  13. Katt can just unpin this ... nobody wants a board buddy XD
  14. ANYWAY .... Did you move yet? Do you have a real bedroom suite and comforter set?
  15. Who is Heather?
  16. As .... a ghost ? XD
  17. I just don't watch all the porn categories How is this confusing? Also I sit, untie my shoe laces, pull them off, and then roll my socks up so they don't get lost
  18. I .... just fucked around and texted my family the bananas in this banana pudding has a weird texture like chewing on a condom and my mom just called me ...
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