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UnevenEdge

Vamped

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  1. It was only a splash lol its not like you snuck a hamburger into their salad or something
  2. Did you fall for his tricks again?!
  3. First mistake was settling for 500
  4. I just googled that answer this morning at work. I also just decided to buy another crib and mattress and call it a day. Thanks for the all advice though
  5. I'm not surprised. That idea came up here, but was quickly shot down when they suggested the person with the bright idea be in charge of doing it.
  6. And now we know what happened
  7. .... oh in that case ... you're fucked bro
  8. You people are on your own. Make due with your nonsacrificial prayers and see how far it gets you.
  9. I swear I have no idea where you dudes are getting sexy.
  10. Well i mean if you offered them 2 loser pedophiles just now, I can only imagine what you've offered in the past
  11. I mean ... its not immediately you're pretty ripe
  12. Stop offering these terrible options. Do you want to the gods to smite you?!
  13. But I dont want to have to sell things with my privates. Kudasai's happiness should be enough. We're all friends right
  14. I dunno... No other acceptable virgin has presented themselves. This could be your one true purpose in life. This is a good deal
  15. Neither do I. I suppose if I was on quarantine from job I would probably be finding this shit out with YouTube videos
  16. These are unprecedented times. We have to make due with what we have.
  17. I never promised snu snu. I said you saved your virginity to be kudasai's sacrifice. You misinterpreted
  18. Gonna pay my brother to get right on this tomorrow. He was talking about sanding it down or something I dunno
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