Vamped

Do you still get 3 square meals and all the buttsex you want or is that just the navy?

If you say so. Do men even play dating simulators that aren't porn?!

>.> Try a romance simulator?

Prefer the sound of the beach getting some D than birds screaming for it XD

Just got an e-mail from my university saying the state is in emergency hiring mode for social work jobs and they're taking students and retirees. No word on pay but I know its part time so it'll probably pay less than I make now .... but I think I'm gonna give it a shot. Gonna scratch out some time at work to update my resume

Ive never been super social and large crowds of people tend to give me anxiety but it was never because they could be diseased. I would just like my regular anxiety back thanks.

One of the managers puts on one every time he leaves his office. One of the security guards said 3 people came in saying they were infected and now hes losing his shit

Does make more sense than poop dance XD

I just never looked into doing it on my own because the workman's comp doctor I went to for like 2 months said there was nothing he could do. I ... bought some sketchers because one of the old dudes at work told me they helped. Well now I just look like a loser XD

That had nothing to do with my recommendation

I do not. I hate the sounds of birds chirping especially in the fucking morning. Id choose ocean sounds over horny bird calls every time.

There's an Artemis Fowl movie?

Be a hot lesbian

She looks like all the puppies we've ever had. Ours were Australian Sherperd mixes. She looks like their short hair puppies.

Whatever tf this is

Mochi would be cute if you get past the association XD

She looks like trouble Like a Scout ... or something equally butch

I ... think I would have left my tampons right there on the counter if that was the case.

I popped into Walgreens and the cashier was only wearing one glove which I thought was strange. He was using the gloved hand on the register but then he gave me my receipt and our hands touched so I really cant figure out what the one glove is protecting him from. Hes got me all over his hand now.

Cant take a nap now, if I do, itll be Monday when I wake up and Im not ready to to back to work T.T

But .... why not both?

I feel like I paid 75-80 bucks maybe? It was like 2 years ago.

My ankles are trash. I probably should go see an orthopedist and get some inserts for my shoes or something.... one day when I get my life together

I was doing too much at work trying to be helpful. I sprained one but I let my senior manager convince me it was nothing so I kept trying to work on it until I couldn't put weight on either one of them. It was bad. I literally wanted to just crawl everywhere