SwimModSponges

I guarantee you if you brought an eskimo inside and gave him some soup he'd be a lot happier.

Roku remote ran out of batteries.now I have to swap batteries between it and the regular remote.

You don't know how drunk you are until you're in the bathroom alone.

Ahoy

That doesn't count though because that's clearly a man-made box. There are no boxes in nature, so almost all wild cats will never be as comfortable as that one is.

My boss's boss (the regional manager) was bragging up how great my announcements were to all the other regionals and the CEO. My boss comes back and tells me this while I'm assembling Christmas trees. Apparently they want to record it. "The higher ups are talking about you." she says. So I says "Well, you know me, I've been tryin' to land that cushy corporate advertising gig since I joined on." God damnit this is not good for my ego.

Build underground. Best insulation is dirt. Just watch out for Radon down there.

I didn't lose out on shit- still haven't installed the cpu, im sure i would have been happy with it. But hey, money.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Amd/comments/djg8am/proposed_settlement_has_amd_paying_customers_of/

Eh, reading up on it, I guess the Consumer doesn't usually get much because it all goes to the lawyers. But hey, I'll take any chance at money I can get, so long as I'm not risking anything.

Apparently the CPU I bought misrepresented the amount of cores it had. Final hearing on it will be 2/20/2020. Then they might send me a check for $300. So that's cool.

such is my curse.

Obligatory "ive sworn an oath that should we ever meet it must be a fight to the death. "

I can guarantee you there isn't a walrus in existence that's thrilled to drag their blubber across those rocky ass beaches. They gotta be cold out there too. Yeah I know they've got all that insulation but im sure that only goes so far. Get that walrus a blanket to lay down on so its not getting all scraped up, then toss another one on top. It would appreciate it i guarentee it. Deer, its gotta suck for them when it gets cold. Even shit that hibernates, im sture its not thrilled by the prospect

Time is a 4-dimensional solid. Past, present, and future exist as a single concrete entity our limited perception of reality tells us we are traveling through. Point to a moment that is now and you will point to the past. Is this moment solid? Then the past was solid. Future moments will be solid too. Test it out- in thirty seconds, I want you to put your hand somewhere it won't be thirty seconds from now. Ok go. Did you change your destiny?

Perfection is existence in accordance with your predetermined path through space-time. Perfection is inevitable.

less like a mod, more like... well... no. 😟

I've finished most of my religious thesis, I just have the last couple paragraphs to crank out. Then you better believe I'll be churching it the fuck up.

Any day above ground is a good day.

Im exothermic.

78.

I knew the people didn't want us there- this was their parade, their candy. I was an interloper, a theif stealing from their community. I could see the anger in the people's faces as they marched past. Somebody came by handing out stickers to the children- they gave me one that said "this is our earth." I knew it was a threat.

Thanks for reminding me, I wanted to break this reply down