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Im just using it as a chair. Happens to have wheels on it. Nothing i can do about it.

They shouldn't have the item on the sales floor anyway- too much liability issues with anything an infant sits in or on. No bouncies, no high-chairs, no cribs, for sure no car seats.

It's not like... differently-abled blackface, is it?

Like, are non-wheelchair needing people just not supposed to sit in them ever? Like, theres nobody else there, can i just sit down for a second and rock back and forth while checking my phone? Its just me and my closing team, the only person there who needs a wheelchair already has their own personal one. Its not like im parked in a handicap spot, nobody is going to use it.

I would buy more money. I would buy all the money.

There's a 90% chance that you've touched a penny that's been inside someone's asshole.

Ryan Hollinger- Analysis of horror. It's what @ghostrek's analysis of Scifi would be if he tried harder.

SciShow, It's Ok to be Smart, and the various PBS digital studios are always awesome. BestinSlot talks about dinosaurs and is british and is my hero: Fudgemuppet- they talk about the deep lore. This guy- angry news.

Pat, don't rub. GODDAMN IT PAT I SAID STOP RUBBING.

From what I've experienced, you hose off your asshole and that should get you good to go. Then you take TP and dry off (you can check the TP at this point if you wish).

Me: "so im starting a religion based on the worship of time, can i witness to you?"

No, I know that's an option, but eh.

I've had two beers. Maybe three, can't remember for sure.

Yeah I got one too. It's cold.

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Can't go wrong with Spode. They know their dinnerware. That's a $500 piece right there.

Yeah there's a place where I started a sentence but didn't finish it and it jumps into the next one. It happens.

Thanks for catching that typo! always good to have another pair of eyes. Deja vu is a misfiring of neurons in the brain by which things you have not seen before trip the memory trigger and make you feel like you have. First-hand experience with this due to epilepsy- when the wires go cross that's a big side effect- everything before a seizure feels like the strongest deja-vu you've ever experienced. As far as measuring time as a spatial dimension, yeah it's a bit of a trip. The best way I've been able to imagine it is taking a literal view of the Maori phrase- imagine all your life you've been walking backwards without realizing it. This is like that, only instead of going straight backwards imagine yourself going in an angle that doesn't exist to your perception. The retina is not 2D, the rods and cones are 3D cell structures and even if they weren't there are enough of them to recieve light from enough angles to create three-dimensions. Illusions and forced perspectives actually rely on 3D vision, tricking your eye into thinking there is increased or decreased depth. a two-dimensional being would theoretically see a two dimensional object, just as we see a table. They would be able to extrapolate the third dimension by virtue of the existence of say... the two dimensional shadow of three-dimensional things. We can see three-dimensional shadows of the fourth dimension, as Sagan pointed out. There's a 4D sandbox that aproximates a representation of 4D objects interacting with the 3D world digitally.