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*I pee on one of the trees*

au jus. Arbies. They have the meats.

Magic Mike. Very inspirational. Owen Wilsons speech made me want to be a male stripper.

There are so many people around here with that little cross tattoo on your hand that means you killed somebody...

Currently everyone you know is engaged in an activity. Every single one of them, doing something. They're rocking it on out and I want them to know I'm proud of them.

One of them is clarifying really well, the other started fermenting again. Both are great outcomes.

I'm willing to bet they're packed with young impressionable people who are interested in both education and faith. I feel like they'd be the perfect candidates for joining my cult.

*rolls dice for something to happen* D4 roll: 4 I smelled them first, but didn't want to bring anymore attention to my affliction. Before long, I could tell by the looks on their faces that Neflet and Banarr caught the scent of the dead lizardfolk as well. The trail came to an abrupt end at the base of a tree, where one of the brothers lay, deceased. "Well hot damn," I said as we all gathered around the corpse. "Looks like we got a murder mystery going on here. One of you two should look for clues, I'mma sit over here for a minute."

Went to work at 8:30. Scheduled for 10. Sonofabitch.

It's more expensive not to.

How many more times do i have to say it? We need to colonize the ocean.

She stayed about steady, right around that 10.5 mark. Racked out into a pair of gallon carboys, wasn't quite two gallons in the fermentation bucket but i tossed more tea in there to make up the volume. More maple syrup too, because the syrup flavor barely came through at all. Same with the cranberry. Flavor #1 is definitely apple. Might actually add some cranberry juice to give it more of a kick, but i didn't have any on me when i racked. Still enough headspace to add some without being too much space to worry about. Offgassing pretty nice too so im sure i got plenty of back pressure inside the airlock. Still cloudy but its only 2 months old so i'm sure it'll clear up a lot before I bottle.

"Oh, i know you could have done it yourself." I said to the dwarf as we started to follow the trail. "If i had rolled a 2 or a 3 i would have let you." A wry smile tugged at the corner of my lips. "Tell you what though once we get back to town I'mma hit up the smithy myself here. Really miss that goddamn crossbow and I don't think I'm going to get it back from that innkeeper without beating him off."

*I decide what to do* D4 roll: 4 "No, Banarr is coming with us right now." I say as I ready my halberd to assist him in defeating the last of the trolls. *I go fuck this troll up* D20 roll: 14 I walk up behind the burning troll, screaming in pain and clutching its face where Banarr had attacked it with acid. I stab my spear through the back of its head, mercifully ending its suffering. "Hey man, it looks like Neflet picked up a trail." I say as I pat the dwarf on the shoulder. "Come on, lets head out."

I made some really good bacon cheddar burgers last night. Mixed the bacon and the cheddar in with the ground beef, topped w/ mushrooms cooked in Worcestershire, cumin, garlic and onion. I threw some steak sauce on mine, wife topped hers with swiss. Fucking good burgers.

Playing Oregon trail from 1990. https://archive.org/details/msdos_Oregon_Trail_The_1990

Walmart used to have these 2-pack pc games for $10. Pretty certain it would have been Sim Tower/Sim Isle, but it may have been BattleZone 2/Heavy Gear 2. Fucking incredible value I tell you what. Pretty sure I got Black and White/the Creature Isle expansion in the same way.

Lemme just interject here real quick with a "its not an opinion whether or not something is factual'. Also another plug for that link i shared. Its the whole book free to read.

Here's the bible guide you want to read: https://archive.org/details/AsimovsGuideToTheBibleTheOldAndNewTestaments2Vols.IsaacAsimov/page/n79/mode/2up

Yeah, in rural WI you're in the minority if you don't believe god made man first then marched all the animals past him so he could give them all names. Everything was made at the same time, dinosaurs and whatnot died in the flood.

"I should be able to just leave this sanitizer solution in a bucket with a lid on it for a while, right? I mean its literally made to kill microbes." Nope. Well that's ok. Few days past 2 months on my cranapple acerglyn. Gonna measure it today, i can't imagine its not done yet. Prolly rack today too if it looks good.

Objectivity and subjectivity are the ideas here. Objectively nothing matters. Subjectively everything does.

Then Islam be all like "yes, and..."