SwimModSponges

I shat off the side of a row boat into a pond once.

@Ginguy i wanted to address the *honk honk* too. In case you haven't noticed, frenworld and clownworld have been abandoned because the nazis using it figured out everyone caught onto their bullshit. So not only are you throwing out nazi propaganda, you're throwing out outdated nazi propaganda. It must suck to be that far behind the 88-ball.

... i suppose the end of days for time would be... um... the void.

Ok, well, you go ahead and start that religion and I'll start mine.

@Ginguy this post aged really well it was smart of you to bump it. Ok, those are the only predictions I found in this thread. Honestly I don't see why you bumped this thread. Need any kind of feeling even remotely like a win, no matter how small, these days, eh?

Sithis worship is for edgelord emokids and the dark brotherhood assassins.

*bags turkey*

I'm up to 1,400 or so words. Currently I'm describing why we should use Pink Floyd and Tool as hymnals and cannabis as a holy sacrament akin to the consecrated bread of the euchrist.

Building a religion. The first part of my essay (On the Utility of Religion) describes how and why religion evolved and will list all of the legitimately great things religion has given us; social structure, peace-of-mind, inspiration... measurable, concrete health benefits that I (as an atheist) would love to tap into. Part two (On the Dissatisfaction with Current Structures) goes into the exploration of world religions and why I personally would not feel comfortable in each. Part three (On the Search for Greater Truth) sets up the question of "what is worth worshiping, anyways?" Part four (On the True Structure) is my thesis on why time is the right thing to worship. Part five (On the Pageantry) is, as you see, focuses on establishing parameters for this all to go down. 100% legit you guys, this is the strongest truth I can live. I'm going to start worshiping time, and I really hope lots of others will too. Because I have seen the light.

Was it the shift in tone, lazy punchline, or mediocre setup? If i were to workshop it, what recommendation would you make?

Whaaaaaaat? Its stylistic and beautiful animated. Also finished show last night. Goddamn. Favorite episode is the 3rd one.

I preface it by saying that's only my personal deity and any other deity would be just as valid.

Yeah the change in perspective or whatever is the main reason im prolly gonna take it out.

Im a massive elder scrolls nerd, so its going to be Akatosh, Dragon god of time.

We've gotten a bunch of brand new dollar bills from the bank recently. All crisp and sandpapery.

Is it still a numismatist when it's paper money or is that just for coins?

It's probably not that good of a joke.

4 was decent, but 3... goddamn, 3 was something else. Also it's not about the rampaging. It's about everything else.

Make it count.

I like local college station, they play a lot of good stuff.

When I was like... 9 maybe? my family was at the video rental place and I had to go to the bathroom. I get out and I see this curtain. "Hey guys, check it out, there's a whole bunch more movies back here!"

Do you mean gravity? Not catholic.

Weight is a measurement. Time is the extra dimensional entity that controls everything.

I'm writing an essay on it right now.