SwimModSponges

Know how many kids i've seen so far this year running around stores with masks on? without masks on? Too goddamn many.

You know how many motherfuckers breathed into those masks before you jammed your head up in there? Lots. Break the cycle.

I don't go back until the 17th, work three days, then have a week off. ... I was not prepared for that.

Old lady sitting on my stairs. "Hey, can i help you?" "I was just at the carnival and i'm out of breath." No mask of course but what can you do.

Fuck yeah. I was thinking about anime conventions. Those would be the perfect place to find people.

Spread the word. Looking for converts.

Will Smith clearly says "earth." "Urf" is a lie.

Have you read my thesis on why we should worship time yet?

Lobeman

nothing to write home about. Think my leg might have fallen asleep but that happens sometimes. Just finished my Sunday morning coffee thou so i'mma prolly go for round 2 here in a minute. That one usually lacks much substance though.

All right, here's the pitch-

This lees looks like mars.

We all do sometimes. That being said you should join my cult.

Yep. Just wanted you to see your post from an outside perspective.

I'm being hunted.

How?

You Christians with your "there is an afterlife" are just as goofy and zealous as Hindus.

When i see someone who only wears their mask under their nose, around their neck, or takes it off to speak, i have to be happy about the fact that they at least have a mask touching them. Otherwise they'll get mad and take it off out of spite.

Grapes.

Do you fear the non-existence before you were born?

You don't experience the time after you're dead, so the time in which you exist is your eternity.

Fuck contacts thats why.