SwimModSponges

I just beat halo reach last night.

So... my "see what sticks" batch... does this look infected to you? I mean it could just be krauson line... but uh, i dont like the look of it.

There's an 8 year old somewhere near you who is intending on becoming a serial killer.

Guess what? It's 100% canon.

It is so easy to make booze they do it in prison. 1 gallon grape juice (make sure its 100% real grape juice 1 cup of sugar A few raisins Yeast. Put em together, throw a balloon with a pinhole in it over the top to act as an air lock, stick it in a dark place for a bit. There you go. Alcohol.

I drank all these over the course of a couple days. I lined them up in order of enjoyment. #1 cranberry. This tastes just like cranberry sprite and it gets you drunk. Hot damn. #2 blueberry raspberry. So the first thing I ever brewed is a blueberry mead with raspberry tea. This one tells me what that should taste like. I don't think I'm that far off the mark... #3 sour cherry. Yeah thats pretty much it. Sour cherry. Exactly what you'd expect. #4 hopped. Hopped pretty strongly. Almost a sour IPA. #5 I think this was the oaked one. #6 this was probably the original but it might have been the oaked one. These two were neck in neck. #7 HELLO I AM GINGER I TASTE LIKE GINGER DO YOU LIKE GINGER BECAUSE I AM GINGER. Hoo boy. Tell you what I don't think I'm ever going to put ginger in anything I brew.

Mine are all porn.

Just wait until you can cross out the "suspecting" part.

That's why my religion wins again. Fully accurate descriptions of things.

Goddamn right.

All primitive gods are attempts at understanding reality by people who lacked knowledge of existence so they threw a face on the clouds and said it was angry when it stormed. All primitive gods are attempts at describing the same essential thing: that which controls the fate of reality. That God is Time.

Thats why we should worship Time. Its got all the answers.

TIME IS THE TRUE GOD

Just had a hop swarm, was really interested to see what hops bring to the mead party. I've been considering doing a rough rack and hopping my acerglyn after a few months. Definitely still on the table.

Wife ordered me a mead variety pack, came with this fun card listing cocktail recipes for each one. They're really low ABVs for mead though... actually sorta low compared to a lot of beers i've had...

Maybe I should have mentioned this guy is also a right-wing militant. Seen him outside his house a couple times with some kind of automatic weapon and a blue line flag.

I'd have preferred no rain over getting rained on with a quarter mowed lawn, then having to do the rest of it in that post-rain humidity spike.

apparently from what his brother said it was just a coincidence, he was running from the police and that's just where they happened to catch him. Keeping my spear close by anyways.

Just found out this dude got arrested outside our house last weekend while we were with the wife's family. So thats fucked up.

I can definitely smell the booze in mine now.

It was just a brief shower, so i was able to get back out and finish. Goddamn its bad out there.

There was a narrow window this morning between being too early to mow, and not getting rained on. I missed that window.

So the wife talked to this dude's brother- we should not give him any more beer. That's ok with me.

Out of body experiences are just your mirror neurons misfiring.

Read the gospel, mang. Join me in the worship of time.