SwimModSponges

Well, today's the one month mark. Testing day. I'm guessing based on my last few brews it probably went dry at around 11%, maybe a bit more given the bit of extra sugars from the syrup. Still have a jar each of honey and syrup for step feed/back sweetening, but maybe I'll keep this recipe dry- last time I kept it dry and it came out pretty good, and my other recipe came out really sweet so...

I legit tried to do a podcast for us but it came out more like a vlog and it wouldn't upload.

Do you have a moment to talk about my lord and savior?

More like "Me slipping into poon" amirite?

Yeah, but they're wrong because they made up a god to explain natural phenomenon, whereas i took the explanation of natural phenomenon and made a god out of it.

I mean yeah, but thats not the point.

I was 10 and hiding in my parent's bunker.

You sound like you'd really fit in with my religion- my god is absolutely 100% real and all powerful.

Once when I had a seizure.

On a list of all the holes on a humans body one could slide a penis into, the mouth is probably near the bottom. Heyo.

I'm honestly in about the same boat. I'm also relatively tall, so 69ing doesn't really line up that well. Fuckin' love eating pussy though.

Thats not why its an ethical concern- certain people get really upset when folks want to genetically modify fetuses. At least they did back then. Swear to god if all the motherfuckers who were against it back when Jack Horner was working on it are all on board just because its a billionaire doing it this tume imma be upset.

We've been able to make dinosaurs since 2009 but ethical implications have been stopping us.

Last night i dreamt that i was in Washington DC six monthsvago hanging out with the CEO of Six Flags, who was a top advisor to Nancy Pelosi. It was weird.

https://denvergazette.com/wex/indianapolis-fedex-shooting-suspect-was-part-of-my-little-pony-subculture-of-bronies-report/article_fe81cb67-01f7-5afe-ad32-eb16c775a93a.html

They just made a bot that recognizes the essence of things. It's exciting.

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/04/13/prosecutors-oath-keepers-comfort-inn-481098

Ok. La homa.

Fuck I'm tired. Went in for a sleep study last night. It was pretty much bullshit.

Goddamn right, oklahoma.

I built a new god, a real god.

The thing that deters me from religion is the fact that it's built on lies. That's why I started a religion that is focused on the worship of something real and true. Join me in my Time cult.