SwimModSponges

It is so easy to make booze they do it in prison. 1 gallon grape juice (make sure its 100% real grape juice 1 cup of sugar A few raisins Yeast. Put em together, throw a balloon with a pinhole in it over the top to act as an air lock, stick it in a dark place for a bit. There you go. Alcohol.

I drank all these over the course of a couple days. I lined them up in order of enjoyment. #1 cranberry. This tastes just like cranberry sprite and it gets you drunk. Hot damn. #2 blueberry raspberry. So the first thing I ever brewed is a blueberry mead with raspberry tea. This one tells me what that should taste like. I don't think I'm that far off the mark... #3 sour cherry. Yeah thats pretty much it. Sour cherry. Exactly what you'd expect. #4 hopped. Hopped pretty strongly. Almost a sour IPA. #5 I think this was the oaked one. #6 this was probably the original but it might have been the oaked one. These two were neck in neck. #7 HELLO I AM GINGER I TASTE LIKE GINGER DO YOU LIKE GINGER BECAUSE I AM GINGER. Hoo boy. Tell you what I don't think I'm ever going to put ginger in anything I brew.

Mine are all porn.

Just wait until you can cross out the "suspecting" part.

That's why my religion wins again. Fully accurate descriptions of things.

Goddamn right.

All primitive gods are attempts at understanding reality by people who lacked knowledge of existence so they threw a face on the clouds and said it was angry when it stormed. All primitive gods are attempts at describing the same essential thing: that which controls the fate of reality. That God is Time.

Thats why we should worship Time. Its got all the answers.

TIME IS THE TRUE GOD

Just had a hop swarm, was really interested to see what hops bring to the mead party. I've been considering doing a rough rack and hopping my acerglyn after a few months. Definitely still on the table.

Wife ordered me a mead variety pack, came with this fun card listing cocktail recipes for each one. They're really low ABVs for mead though... actually sorta low compared to a lot of beers i've had...

Maybe I should have mentioned this guy is also a right-wing militant. Seen him outside his house a couple times with some kind of automatic weapon and a blue line flag.

I'd have preferred no rain over getting rained on with a quarter mowed lawn, then having to do the rest of it in that post-rain humidity spike.

apparently from what his brother said it was just a coincidence, he was running from the police and that's just where they happened to catch him. Keeping my spear close by anyways.

Just found out this dude got arrested outside our house last weekend while we were with the wife's family. So thats fucked up.

I can definitely smell the booze in mine now.

It was just a brief shower, so i was able to get back out and finish. Goddamn its bad out there.

There was a narrow window this morning between being too early to mow, and not getting rained on. I missed that window.

So the wife talked to this dude's brother- we should not give him any more beer. That's ok with me.

Out of body experiences are just your mirror neurons misfiring.

Read the gospel, mang. Join me in the worship of time.

You know it baby.

My religion promises eternal lif in 2 different ways. Objectively- the particles which have amalgamated to become my self have existed since the dawn of time. They will continue to exist forever. Subjectively- the only stretch of time i can experience is that which i inhabit. When I am no longer habitant, i will not experience time. My life is therefore the extent of all time, relative to my consciousness.

Get a knock on my door, its my neighbor. He asks if i can give him some beer. Ok... So i go to my beer, only got 2 cans left, but hey i said id give him beer. So i give him the beer and he's like "do you want to trade something for it?" I'm like... "its just two beers dude, i'll loan them to you." Well he thanks me and says if i'm ever out in the back yard and i see him outside i should give him a shout. Sure thing dude, will do. After he leaves the wife tells me he was probably looking to toke up. Well i'm not sharing a pipe with somebody with covid going around. And now i don't have any beer left.

Thought it was noon, not 11.