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SwimModSponges

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  1. So we had an assessor come by today to take pictures of the house for refinancing, he comes up from the basement and tells me i've got a delicious smelling brew going, then starts talking shop about how he did a blackberry one, and also- adding onion to apple improves it apparently? That's crazy but i could see it.
  2. Are you asking me to post stay puft marshmallow porn?
  3. Got called in on my day off because we lost another one. Goddammit.
  4. So, looks like a lot of the maple syrup solidified and sunk to the bottom, which doesn't seem to be a problem for my hungry yeast. 20210407_125853.mp4
  5. Don't tell the feds you're operating a still they don't like that.
  6. Forwards, but that's just me, can't speak for anyone else.
  7. Just walk up to your supervisor and say "This is a hostile work environment. Start the paperwork."
  8. Go to your manager and say the phrase "Hostile work environment" https://www.eeoc.gov/harassment
  9. This is a lie. It's all for the love of the Dark Blues
  10. April third was the day in 1954 when the 100th boat race on the river Thames took place. The water was choppy AF, but the Dark Blues beat those shifty Light Blue motherfuckers by four and a half lengths. That's some historical shit ghostrek. 100 goddamn races across that river, choppy seas, and four and a half goddamn lengths. Goddamn.
  11. Err'body should be in the dictionary. How does one get a word into the dictionary? Do I have to start a petition? Aight.
  12. So I finally watched that Lil Nas X video err'body's been talking about. Think I figured it out. He's Marilyn Manson, only the darkness has been replaced with extravagance. Pretty good video too honestly. Extravagant, if I had to put a word to it.
  13. I wish the other manager would stop trying to punish my team. So this was yesterday, i get in at noon, and the other leader says one of my team members didn't finish an assigned task from the night before. Well, I wasn't there that night, but I know how absolutely insane it's been lately and I can see how that would be something they'd have to leave for the next morning in order to get out on time and not end up accidentally scooping up OT. It's so understandable it's practically standard. Well, the other leader says she left it all morning for my team member to do when she gets in,. "But she doesn't work today." "Well, I guess somebody else will have to do it then." So it hadn't been done all morning, and had been building up all day. So now I have to get people on that task instead of the shit I'm supposed to be having them do, getting even further behind. And she takes my people goddamn it. And once they get a taste of being in her department, boy howdy. They dick around back there like it's nobody's business. I guarantee my team runs circles around them- literally, my team and I are on our feet moving around all day long. Most of her team stands around and chats all day. Nothing against them or their jobs- they're great people, I value each and every one of them, and they get their jobs done. But the very nature of the work her team does is inherently much less intense than on my side of things. And they get paid more. Of course people want to stay back there. I mean except that one dude who really doesn't like it back there- she says its because now he actually has to work for a change (that's at least a little bit true I suppose) Anyways, yeah, I'm so far behind its not even funny.
  14. Another one. https://www.businessinsider.com/us-capitol-is-on-lockdown-over-an-external-security-threat-2021-4 1 officer killed, again.
  15. Ark takes up way too much space on my hard drive and its practically impossible to play without dying and losing everything. I built a really nice castle once though.
  16. So, the first time i met my guy was sort of a spur-of-the moment thing, really wasn't expecting anyone to stop by my apartment... So i shake his hand and he says "oh, a lefty, huh?" And i says "no i just fini- uhm..." Then this other time he showed up way earlier than i was expecting and i had porno playing, sweatpants on, and a difficult to hide erection. So whenever he's running late or taking too long with a shipment I just start a beatin'. Either he shows up with the stuff or he doesn't. Either way i win.
  17. Just get on Tinder. Get a good profile picture, wait for them to swipe right, then give them the strong silent D. Like the D in Djibouti. Ghostrek get a bike.
  18. 40% is enough.
  19. IDK, looking at his facial structure I'm pretty sure he could pull a 7 or an 8 if he cleaned up nice.
  20. i think he could probably pull off the shaved head look. Ghostrek start riding a bike.
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