SwimModSponges

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/fbi-releases-new-video-suspect-planting-bombs-capitol-riot-n1260293?

"If you hate America so much why don't you leave?" https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9339519/Capitol-rioter-Isaac-Sturgeon-arrested-FBI-JFK-deported-Kenya.html

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/fbi-trump-white-house-proud-boys-capitol-attack-1137922/

Their parents don't allow ants.

All right then.

I'll podcast if you podcast.

Nope, just counting down to 4/3/21 so I can celebrate the anniversary of 4/3/48.

On April 3rd 1948, President Harry S. Truman signed the Marshall Plan, designed to help European allies rebuild after World War II and resist communism. Why aren't you excited for the anniversary? Do you hate america and her allies?

The wife watched the whole thing, I only ever caught a handful of episodes here and there. At first I took it for another one of those generic teen witch monster dramas (she's watching MTV's Teen Wolf right now). Boy howdy, I was wrong af. Shit. Gets. Intense.

How about you wait until you see my parody thread before appreciating me.

Hey, so... Fascism is bad, but that thread you made was... well it was literally just saying "fascists should kill themselves" to the tune of a song, only it didn't actually fit the tune of the song So there's the fact that the "joke" didn't work (because there was no setup or punchline or twist or really anything that would make it a joke), then the fact that, while the sentiment is correct (fascists are bad), there's not really a lot to discuss there. Like, "fascists are bad." Ok cool. What would you like me to say to keep the conversation going? And third, there's apparently this whole big drama thing where you're getting really mad at people, blocking them, and calling them fascists because their reaction to your "joke" consisted of a "huh, ok then" rather than a "LOL thats amazing." Like, in a perfect world, you post that OP- what do the replies look like? Folks complimenting your creativity?

I've got my finger on the pulse.

Wake me up when the new remaster of skyrim comes out.

https://www.axios.com/trump-appointee-capitol-riot-arrested-fbi-09c8cedd-8a6b-46b8-898b-304785456527.html

Goddamn right. And there's nothing anyone can do about it. You can't change time.

4/3/21.

Watch the magicians and get back to us for your next assignment.

Sister's family stopped in yesterday to drop off their dog because they're going to Florida over the weekend. Gave the brother in law a sample, he said it was "really good" and "smooth." So yeah, I was talking to my boss today about how I need to get some snooty winos to be my friends, because I'm watching all these mead tasting videos on youtube and I want people to critique its mouth feel and bouquet and shit. Y'all know how obsessive I can get over requests for feedback. She actually said her husband reviews beer and uses descriptive vocabulary like "oaky" to describe things. Man I hope shit's back to normal by June so I can have a release party.

So the wife's office wants everybody back on location by june. But everybody's been able to do everything perfectly fine from home this whole time. Everybody's apparently pissed, understandably.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2021/03/03/house-cancels-thursday-session-police-warn-possible-plot-breach-capitol/6911228002/

https://www.dailydot.com/debug/capitol-riot-fire-extinguisher-turning-point-bus/

Time travel is blasphemy.

Batman forever was a Batman movie inside the Batman universe.