SwimModSponges

In the words of Tenacious D, "One is all you need."

How many stairs can you reach? We should all take videos of ourselves trying and put them on tiktok. Hope it goes viral. I do what I can.

Yeah the red herrings you had in there were decent but you still said the punchline by name.

Also mom stopped by to drop off more honey to get the fall batch started, gave her a sample glass, she said it was incredibly good. I says "thats because it aged. Remember earlier when you asked why i didn't just start drinking it now?" Still not done yet though. June.

Aight, so what you did wrong here is you gave away the punchline in the setup. Like, "what do you call banana peels that you wear on your feet like slippers? A pair of slippers." You were close thoygh.

Gave a sample glass to my neighbor (the one who isn't a neonazi) to try, he asked if there was pear in there. Told him it was peach, honeydew, ginger, and vanilla, he said never in a million years would he have thought to comine those flavors. Said it was really good. Wife's friends are coming over this weekend while im at work and they wanted a little sample bottle to split so i set them up with one. But thats it, they don't get more in june when its done. Anyway here's a picture with the neighbors house in the background.

Stand at the top of a starircase and bend over to touch the first step. See how many steps below you you can reach.

Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe? Its fycking close to water.

I had no alcohol at all on St. Patrick's day which i sorta weird because I'm usually sauced up every other day of the year.

Last night i dreamed that my boss was pissed about that.

"Police are heroes" https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/03/17/dozen-republicans-voted-against-congressional-gold-medals-police-who-protected-them-jan-6/

Last night sucked at work. It was myself and two others, had to send one home on covid quarantine, and it was the other's last day. Not that she ever worked hard in the first place, but she did nothing last night. Place was absolutely trashed, i did all i could, but goddamn. Sorry first shift. I left you a shit show.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/14/politics/timothy-hale-cusanelli-nazi-sympathizer-capitol-insurrection/index.html

Pi day.

"Even though those thousands of people that were marching to the Capitol were trying to pressure people like me to vote the way they wanted me to vote, I knew those were people that love this country, that truly respect law enforcement, would never do anything to break the law, and so I wasn’t concerned,” "Now, had the tables been turned — Joe, this could get me in trouble — had the tables been turned, and President Trump won the election and those were tens of thousands of Black Lives Matter and Antifa protesters, I might have been a little concerned,” he added."

Nabs

67 hours, but no way can I use it right now or any time soon with everything going on.

McRib.

Oh its not just me, its err'body here. Myself and another leader will be covering over there for the weekend, and a different leader will be across town for the next few months. Also right now my boss is running both locations.

Maybe he accidentally went to a poker game?

So much for two days off in a row, now i gotta go help out at a location half an hour away. We're short on people too. Why are we the ones always bailing other locations out?

Ghostrek if you enjoyed D&D I think you'd enjoy the freeform RP we're doing in the games thread. Read what we got so far, come up with a fun character, and run into us on the road while we search for whoever killed a pair of lizard folk (and also like 30 other quests we started but have yet to double back on). https://unevenedge.com/topic/51910-uemb-improv-rp-gaming-thing/

no, thats 100% genuine opinion right there.

Hey so, the video lokks like a clickbait thats gonna be a dude reading parts of an opinion article to you, but its just raw audio of the illegal call. Also, saw this.