SwimModSponges

I was summoned. Put your mouse on top of the "fanfics" button and click on the thing that says "My fanfics." If you can't do that, you don't have permission, ask an admin.

Yams are pretty good. Good for you too.

They really need to make a new Aliens vs. Predators video game; the greatest Aliens vs. Predator game ever made. It would be set in an open-world environment; inside a terraformed crater on some alien moon or something. There would be like a mining colony and science facility, caverns, jungles, ancient temples, all kinds of shit. And the locations and environments would change depending on which faction currently controlled it; aliens throwing hives up, predators hanging them bodies and skulls and whatnot, marines mostly just cleaning all that shit up. The end goal of course would be to conquer the whole map against 2 AI armies, or play little chunks of the map with large groups online. Whenever you die the map stays as it was, and you respawn in a special area controlled by your forces. For Marines and Predators, you lose all the special gear, trophies, and weapons you may have earned while adventuring and have to create a new character. As an alien you start out as a freshly-hatched facehugger. You'll be able to see all your death stats at special "graveyard" locations for each faction. Marine players can unlock the ability to have 2 AI followers, Aliens can unlock up to five, but Predator has to go solo. Marine gameplay would feel like Mass Effect with bits of Alien Isolation when shit gets hairy. Predator gameplay would ideally feel a lot like a hunting sim, and Alien play would be a mixture of stealth-focused and zerg rushes. I'd play the shit out of that game.

Not an ergonomically designed stool.

Best investment I ever made.

No seriously, get a squatty potty. You will never shit the same, I assure you.

Yeah, you like all those shows now. But when you're old? Nothing but Bonanza, 24/7.

A character in sponge's fanfiction universe.

My best one was "It is NOT OK to post a video of a woman chewing on a goat's testicles."

I bet you will. I bet we all will.

I've fapped to a lot of Mass Effect porn. I take pride in strange things.

it's a good one all right.

WR was the only good part of Alien Resurrection. You know, now that I think about it, she was the first robot I ever wanted to plow.

I get obsessed with things. You remember when I used to be all about constant rickrolls? Those were the days.

Actually I'd bet they taste amazing.

If you're interested in reading humorous banter and exciting topics, I'd recommend the fanfictions.

Left. And there was much rejoicing.

pinkfrog.

How do you feel about fanfictions?

IT, the clown.

I was only joking and I didn't mean to hurt you so deeply. I realize words have consequences, and should have been more mindful of what I was typing. I am very sorry.