SwimModSponges

In a heartbeat. I've been lobbying the woman to let me start a cricket farm in the basement, but no dice.

I'm straight but money is money.

How much are the spiders paying me to suck their dicks?

I don't 100% know what's going on here, but I made a thread in dumpster fires a while back asking folks if they'd tongue-fuck a giraffe. I mean, giraffe pussy is right at head height...

I'll get y'all some pictures tomorrow maybe; that's when the moving is going to start. Still in my apartment right now. But we signed all the papers and got the keys today. It was exciting.

Mine's 100 years old too but it's in pretty dang good shape, not to brag or anything. Tried to find a picture, but google didn't go down that road. Motherfuckers. Got a big ass motherfucking back yard, I'll tell ya that much. Gonna be a pain to mow.

Same here. Well, more if you count outside.

He did, but I think I'm getting massive bot traffic too. I mean, the sonic fanfic that consists of "fuck you" *spoiler alert I guess* has like, 500+ views. A few folks IRL have read some of them, so there's that at least.

The previous owners actually left the curtains, real nice. The left a ton of stuff actually. Not sure how much of it we'll need; walked into the garage and it was packed with all kinds of shit that I guess I own now. Antique singer sewing machine, those go for a lot.

I just have a mattress and box spring on the floor. I just remembered Dr. Girlfriend made me put a bed frame under it. Fuck bed frames. Honestly, fuck box springs too. All I need is a mattress. Fuck, when I was a youngin' all I had was a sleeping bag on the floor. Got the job done perfectly well.

What's your house look like?

Motherfuckers reading and reviewing my fanfictions. Master-Debater131[/member] and ghostrek[/member]

And err'body who says 10 mil would, in reality, do it for a fraction of the cost, I assure you.

Lots of people here don't seem to be secure enough in their sexuality to suck a dick. It's ok though; the thread served its purpose. Got my list all ready.

Most people don't want a D in the mouth, but most people don't want to mop up shit. Folks do it for cash though.

I'd like a theme park where the main attraction is watching the workers die. Call it "Capitalistic Exploitation Land." Or just "America."

The dude is paying you a lot of money here, you're going to show him a good time.

That's what they all say right before they start a suckin'.

So, you found a related video on one of the videos in the "weird covers" thread and figured you needed to make your own thread specifically for it? Snowflake.

But for real, I'd prolly suck a dick for like, $800.

It's not about needing the money, it's about wanting the money. Think of everything you could do with that kind of cash. And you just have to blow a dude once. That's all.

Never said you had to swallow, you can spit it right out, brush your teeth, and be on your merry way. And you people with your ridiculously high dollar amounts, who do you think you are that your mouth is worth so damn much? Say he offers you a thousand dollars cash, but you say no. No skin off his back, the guy standing next to you will probably do it for half that. Guess who just missed out on a cool grand?

This guy's a realist.