I run a reservation rape bus.
You see; it's actually illegal for Tribal authorities to force a citizen of the United States to appear in their court system, and United States authorities can't legally prosecute crimes occurring on a reservation unless they happened to a United States Citizen, as opposed to being committed by one.
So we rent a bus head out to North Dakota and Montana and shit, pick up about 20 oil men and ranchers at a time for about $500 a head, take 'em on into the reservation and let 'em rape.
I mean, they'd be doing it anyways; rates of rape on reservations are at about 90%.
Turns out I'm not the first guy to figure this out; just the first one to bring a bus.