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SwimModSponges

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  1. I'm afraid nothing can stop it, but I do encourage everyone to vote honestly.
  2. If y'all could pick an option, I'd be mighty grateful.
  3. Yeah, I'd do it. I wouldn't hide my erection either. Deal with it.
  4. I run a reservation rape bus. You see; it's actually illegal for Tribal authorities to force a citizen of the United States to appear in their court system, and United States authorities can't legally prosecute crimes occurring on a reservation unless they happened to a United States Citizen, as opposed to being committed by one. So we rent a bus head out to North Dakota and Montana and shit, pick up about 20 oil men and ranchers at a time for about $500 a head, take 'em on into the reservation and let 'em rape. I mean, they'd be doing it anyways; rates of rape on reservations are at about 90%. Turns out I'm not the first guy to figure this out; just the first one to bring a bus.
  5. Spoiler Alert- Deadpool has sex with a group of anthropomorphic velociraptor ladies at the end of XvAvP. It's split up among the massive X-Lesbian orgy.
  6. I once changed the entry for "Leatherface" to "Leatherpants." They changed it back pretty quick.
  7. SwimModSponges

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    I for one would love to read some quotes you've said during these sessions.
  8. SwimModSponges

    Welp.

    Ok, so, just one question.... My fanfics are still safe right? Because I don't want to have to move them again.
  9. Henrickson was an advanced android that believed it was Weyland.
  10. Ok. Not enough dinosaur porn.
  11. This guy gets it.
  12. I have a solution to alleviate boredom... \/ \/ \/
  13. Honest opinion?
  14. SwimModSponges

    Meow

    Just thought I'd let y'all know that I can purr. Don't know exactly how it works, but it's the same mechanism I use to make predator clicks, only my mouth is closed. So now you know that about me.
  15. I wonder to what capacity he'll be appearing. Like, is he going to be one of the main characters through the whole movie, or is he just going to appear in the background on a TV talking to Ellen DeGeneres about his new book, "Goddamnit, didn't you all realize I was right the first time?" Maybe they'll make him like... Chris Pratt's uncle or something. That'd be a fun thanksgiving dinner.
  16. Ok, but it's clearly a different universe from the originals; as well as the last one. Also read and review my fanfictions.
  17. If ghostrek[/member] writes a fanfiction and I read and review it, then he would be obliged to read and review mine finally. That's how I'm gonna get him.
  18. It's a long story, but essentially the Japanese government acquired a large amount of godzilla's "genetic material." They accomplished this of course by jacking him off with an onahole the size of a small boat. Once they were in possession of Godzilla seed, they began a secret program to inseminate as many japanese women as possible just to see if any would take. Kagome's mother did; that's how she was born with the jewel inside her.
  19. Once or twice. You ever find a porno so good you talk to it?
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