SwimModSponges

1. You aren't a capitalist, the pigs that own you are. 2. And that's how they kill you.

Jesus it still gives me terrible anxiety.

Also there's this-

They tell you what day, month, and year it is pretty often.

You can solve this problem by listening to NPR instead.

Overheard one of the other managers (the one that doesn't wear a mask) complaining to my boss the other day about how i'm the only one doing it and its just making people mad, and my boss is like "but he's doing what he's supposed to be doing." That manager and i really don't get along regardless because she sits in the office all day and gets upset when I have to go into the office to actually complete some job function. Its some bullshit aight.

Yes this.

With modern graphics and shit, make it for a more mature audience, shit would be boss.

Every day at work is a losing battle against an unending tide of idiots without masks and i'm the only one who tries to make sure people are safely following our masking policy. I'm beyond exhausted.

I have bad news for you about Teen Wolf. They already rebooted it into your generic "CW high schoolers fight monsters and their parents just don't understand" dramas.

I want you to know that if you thought the movie was decent, the movie was an atrocity compared to the books. Read em.

Eragon. Yeah, its a lot like star wars with dragons, but there's nothing super wrong with that and there's plenty in them books to make a good movie. The movie they made was absolute garbage, but i swear if they did it right it could be as good as... Well some movie that was decent and enjoyable but nothing incredibly special or award worthy or anything like that... Detective Pikachu. No, that has a name brand behind it so its not very comparable... quality wise though... Itd be better than the new Mulan thats for goddamn sure. It could be as good as... Onward for sure. Onward was decent.

Wow... Only got down to 1.044. 4%. Well, the good news is it's still bubbling fairly actively, but still... After a month, that's sorta concerning.+ I don't think it's stalled, just really slow... I mean the taste is for sure there... Wondering if the preservatives in the cranberry juice fucked me over. Think what I'll do is try pitching more yeast. Hmmmm.....

Well, today's the one month mark. Testing day. I'm guessing based on my last few brews it probably went dry at around 11%, maybe a bit more given the bit of extra sugars from the syrup. Still have a jar each of honey and syrup for step feed/back sweetening, but maybe I'll keep this recipe dry- last time I kept it dry and it came out pretty good, and my other recipe came out really sweet so...

I legit tried to do a podcast for us but it came out more like a vlog and it wouldn't upload.

Do you have a moment to talk about my lord and savior?

More like "Me slipping into poon" amirite?

Yeah, but they're wrong because they made up a god to explain natural phenomenon, whereas i took the explanation of natural phenomenon and made a god out of it.

I mean yeah, but thats not the point.

I was 10 and hiding in my parent's bunker.

You sound like you'd really fit in with my religion- my god is absolutely 100% real and all powerful.

Once when I had a seizure.

On a list of all the holes on a humans body one could slide a penis into, the mouth is probably near the bottom. Heyo.