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SwimModSponges

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  1. I'm honestly in about the same boat. I'm also relatively tall, so 69ing doesn't really line up that well. Fuckin' love eating pussy though.
  2. Thats not why its an ethical concern- certain people get really upset when folks want to genetically modify fetuses. At least they did back then. Swear to god if all the motherfuckers who were against it back when Jack Horner was working on it are all on board just because its a billionaire doing it this tume imma be upset.
  3. We've been able to make dinosaurs since 2009 but ethical implications have been stopping us.
  4. Last night i dreamt that i was in Washington DC six monthsvago hanging out with the CEO of Six Flags, who was a top advisor to Nancy Pelosi. It was weird.
  5. They just made a bot that recognizes the essence of things. It's exciting.
  6. Ok. La homa.
  7. Fuck I'm tired. Went in for a sleep study last night. It was pretty much bullshit.
  8. Goddamn right, oklahoma.
  9. I built a new god, a real god.
  10. The thing that deters me from religion is the fact that it's built on lies. That's why I started a religion that is focused on the worship of something real and true. Join me in my Time cult.
  11. So we had an assessor come by today to take pictures of the house for refinancing, he comes up from the basement and tells me i've got a delicious smelling brew going, then starts talking shop about how he did a blackberry one, and also- adding onion to apple improves it apparently? That's crazy but i could see it.
  12. Are you asking me to post stay puft marshmallow porn?
  13. Got called in on my day off because we lost another one. Goddammit.
  14. So, looks like a lot of the maple syrup solidified and sunk to the bottom, which doesn't seem to be a problem for my hungry yeast. 20210407_125853.mp4
  15. Don't tell the feds you're operating a still they don't like that.
  16. Forwards, but that's just me, can't speak for anyone else.
  17. Just walk up to your supervisor and say "This is a hostile work environment. Start the paperwork."
  18. Go to your manager and say the phrase "Hostile work environment" https://www.eeoc.gov/harassment
  19. This is a lie. It's all for the love of the Dark Blues
  20. April third was the day in 1954 when the 100th boat race on the river Thames took place. The water was choppy AF, but the Dark Blues beat those shifty Light Blue motherfuckers by four and a half lengths. That's some historical shit ghostrek. 100 goddamn races across that river, choppy seas, and four and a half goddamn lengths. Goddamn.
  21. Err'body should be in the dictionary. How does one get a word into the dictionary? Do I have to start a petition? Aight.
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