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SwimModSponges

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  2. No, I hear you. I'm saying we already lost everything, it just hasn't decayed enough to realize it quite yet..
  3. Amend (2) such that if Biden and Harris are removed from office by any means other than losing re-election and you got a bet. Oh shit, also the whole thing is void if republicans don't win the house, obviously
  4. Got some bad news for you buddy.
  5. I could tell. Good on ya for it..
  6. That'd be pretty dope. So just like, the general concept as a society or you got some specific goals? You wanna be a pokemon trainer or the dear leader? If you wanna be a pokemon I'm not gonna shame. Fuck I'd be a pokemon. Shoot lightning and shit.
  7. Far be it from me to underesti anyone.
  8. I mean, if i'm gettin' into power... I'm getting into power. *cracks knuckles* Love me some power.
  9. You know, I've legitimately considered getting into politics. You think you'd need to be a lawyer or something like that, but Lauren Boebert was a prostitute without a GED just a few months before she became a congressperson. So, I mean... I hear it pays well.
  10. Honestly I'd probably just waste it by bringing a couple video games to life. Although I gotta say, I was just coming up with random stuff when I wrote the title, but the whole nude models at the micky-D's is growing on me. I don't know about the coke though.
  11. *puts $100 on the table* If republicans take the house, they will appoint Donald Trump as the unelected Speaker. Biden and Harris will be removed from office, and Trump will be third in line for presidential succession. We're coming into the end game and they've got the pieces laid out pretty damn clearly.
  12. I really have to disagree with that one. Do you think Jingo posts here because he wants to show us the error of our ways and join him in making the world (his version of) a better place? Bucket? No. They want to upset people. They want to harm people. They want a reaction out of people. For attention. They're four-year-olds shitting on the floor while making direct eye contact. They don't really understand what words like "fascism" means (If they did understand it, and believed that they were good people, they wouldn't engage in it). They don't really understand Christianity (obviously), they only use it as a cudgel. Because they don't want to make the world "better"; not even in the skewed, white-christian-capitalist utopia you imagine they want. They don't want that because it wouldn't be any fun not harming people and watching others cry because of their actions. They know they are bad people. They relish in it.
  13. Its all Perla's fault. https://www.businessinsider.com/migrants-sent-marthas-vineyard-say-woman-named-paid-them-200-2022-9
  14. They know they're the bad guys. It makes them feel powerful.
  15. Watching this one now, lady is terrified of flying, thinks the plane is about to crash, and just starts telling the guy in the seat next to her literally all of her most private thoughts. She goes to work the next day and it turns out he's her boss. "How do you like the coffee?" He says. On the plane ahe said she hated it. "Its delicious" she says meekly. He chuckles. One of her coworkers walks in and says they gotta go over numbers. On the plane she says thats code for blowing off work and getting coffee. So she's panicking and making excuses, boss gets real close and says "i think you should go do the numbers" and smiles like a jackass. She agrees, scene cuts to them drinking coffee. Coworker is like "do you think he knows?" Boss walks in and asks how them numbers are going. Her boyfriend comes in, she told her boss she doesn't love him, something about unsatisfying sex at work or something i wasn't paying attention to that part, but she definitely said he's terrible at eating pussy. So the boss starts asking him about their relationship and if they keep it professional at work. So she dumps her boyfriend and not 10 minutes later her boss asks her out. She can not fully consent to this relationship with the power dynamics at play here. This is disgusting.
  16. Boebert: WE'RE APPROACHING BIBLICAL ARMAGEDDON. CHRISTIANS MUST RISE UP. YOU HAVE A ROLE IN BRINGING ABOUT THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS. https://www.businessinsider.com/lauren-boebert-christians-should-rise-up-humanity-in-last-days-2022-9
  17. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/ted-cruz-migrants-florida-illegal-b2169507.html Sean Hannity grilling Ted Cruz on this. Makes him admit on air that what they did was federally illegal. Goofy shit.
  18. Well i posted Newsmax directly afterwards so don't get too excited.
  19. I just get so excited sometimes. But legit. You should do that.
  20. Don't regret it, you're speaking truth. She's a monster. Demand she change her sig. Get the mods involved.
  21. @Master-Debater131 i found the perfect pooh quote to replace the one in your sig that no longer applies.
  22. It doesn't matter if the thing people are "freaking out" over is the ghoulishness of the republican party. The evoked a negative reaction by harming people. That means they win, and they're thrilled about it.
  23. They really think forcing people to have nonwhites living anywhere around them is unbearable.
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