SwimModSponges

I said "something nice about a woman" out loud. You didn't hear me but I assure you it happened. Do I win?

Damn it, yep you win.

Adult Swim put my unfinished artwork on national television. Beat that.

The only thing that came of the day without immigrants was a cull of those individuals dumb enough to stand up for their rights. Ladies know not to do that; we've beaten it out of them.

I lol'd at "retardando"

I thought it was pretty lame that the aliens were allergic to water.

Asians turning the wrong way onto the freeway.

Confusion kills millions of people every year.

Plus the fact that T-rex actually lived closer in time to humans than stegosaurus.

Not a dinosaur; an ancient marine reptile. the distinction is very important. As far as favorite dinosaur though... goddamn there are just too many. I lean towards dilophosaurus or monolophosaurus, or carnotaurus when it comes to theropods because I'm a sucker for ornamentation. Amargasaurus is pretty high up there when it comes to sauropods for the same reason. Favorite flying reptile of the age would have to be tupandactylus imperator.

I'm a an of my word. Lay it on me; I'll try to get to it soon.

I'm positive you should be reading my fanfictions right now.

Everything we imagine is real. There are an infinite number of alternate realities; enough universes that every single variable in every single context has been expressed an unlimited amount of times. Ergo; within the whole of the multiverse, literally everything any individual could ever imagine is currently happening, will happen in the future, and happened in the past. Forever and ever. The timeline you inhabit is fixed in 4-dimensional space; a mandelbrot fractaline structure expressing itself as the temporal wave of a chemical chain reaction which began at the big bang, currently involves the various molecules which make up yourself and everything that is not yourself, and will eventually cease with the heat death of the universe as the patch of reality we arrogantly call "ours" rejoins the void. That being said, the "imagination," is not that far removed from the contextual structures which make up our memories of the timeline we inhabit. That is to say, the mind is not a photographer; capturing a still neutral image of its focus. Memories are easily altered or falsified. But since there are an infinite number of realities, you know that whatever you imagined/remembered happened in one of them. That's the premise I used when I hung out with the X-men to write my fanfictions. Read them.

Well according to the internet she does. NSFW-

The whole song is. So is "Love isn't always on time."

Full nudity and one-night stands ingame, to qute the developers. I hope there's another AI this time around, EDI was by far my favorite.

Is this joke offensive to individuals of differential hearing abilities? I didn't think it was; as the punchline didn't ridicule his condition, but was instead a language pun. I strive for inclusive humor.

He refused to sign anything without a notary present.

:fap:

Well then what the fuck am I doing here? I was promised first-time prostitute mouth. *puts wallet back in pocket and walks away angrily*

Why not? I mean, a prostitute's first day on the job is probably going to entail at least one beej.

Prostitutes?

Don't tell him to do that, it's like, the opposite of reading my fanfictions.

You better, or I will beat you with a shovel. You can quote me on that, I've got a special shovel picked out and everything.

My kindergarten to senior year were spent in a single building, and we only ever went outside for recess and gym. We had a rope to climb too. I really liked climbing the rope. Like, reaaaally liked it. Erections. Also, your references to dogs defeating cats all come from vintage media, back from when America was great. With the rise of the internet and the Jew-driven liberal media, cats have become emboldened and upset the natural order. Now that we've got a real American back in the white house though, you can expect to see rottweilers disemboweling kittens on every street corner; the way God intended.