SwimModSponges

I think hes some kind of gov'ment lawyer or something.

Truth be told i find the opposite to be true.

He works in government.

Who knows. This whole "having seizures and nobody knows why" bullshit is making me less resilient than normal. How many periods do you have left before menopause? SNAP!

And i was almost crying. So goddamn emotional right now.

Same as yesterday, same as tomorrow.

I blame Bill Nye.

then the government will come and take your cat.

Oh come on, I was in the business for 5 years, I know what's up.

Just like I said, cats are wonderful.

I mean sure, a certain portion of the population is going to be allergic to cats, but fuck those people. A lot of other people will see that you have a cat when you invite them back to your place, and they will be thrilled because cats are wonderful.

Huh. You know, I have a thread in dumpster fires asking what strange stuff people beat it to, this would have probably been better off in there. I just don't think it's strong enough for a thread on its own.

Daddy porn? Like, ladies doin' it with responsible dads? Like, they've been dating for a while but she hasn't met the kids yet, and they're doing it in the living room before he has to go pick the kids up from soccer practice?

Girlfriend is watching that show right now.

If it makes you feel any better, your world view is just an illusion.

https://psychcentral.com/encyclopedia/just-world-hypothesis/

Do you pronounce the turtles name "zipper" or "zyper?"

Nobody deserves anything, shit just happens. Repeatedly.

Currently, no. I will almost certainly have more though. That's why I'm wearing a wire for 3 days, in the hope that I have a seizure during that time and they catch the electrical signals, so we can hopefully figure out what's going on. Life is grand.

Yeah, I had like a week off because of the seizure. Tried to go in like a day after it happened, they sent me home until all my tests were done.

I was going to own my own jurassic park. And now that Jurassic World Evolution is coming out, I'll be able to do it.

Yeah I finished the soup but I'm still hungry. Nauseous too, if that counts for anything.

Im eating chicken noodle soup.

I am also hungry again.

Because all i know how to do is hurt people.