SwimModSponges

Pants.

Ok, had my coffee. Now im pooping.

Im up but i haven't had my coffee yet.

Did you know that ants who have been exposed to radiation lose the ability to communicate? Its because they're mute-ants.

You could always buy a cheap drone and rig it with an egg dropping device... *fbi busts my door in*

Im pretty sure you could chuck an egg or two without being seen.

Thats exciting news. Even if he doesn't want to read them, id be more than happy to call him sometime and read them to him.

There was a hidden staircase that split off my regular staircase, and it led to a circular room under a hill out front where the road should have been. The top of the room was open, kind of like a giant ant hill, but there were bushes on top to hide the opening. Inside the room was a giant TV with porno playing. I wonder what it means.

You need to be whiter.

I also do not have a picture.

Wisconsin: blizzard? Well you can always stay home and drink.

Dan is a pretty genaric name. My name is fairly unique, shared only by a handful of country music singers and youtube personalities.

Thats an accurate statement.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2017/11/01/561427862/is-wisconsin-still-americas-dairyland-or-does-it-need-a-new-slogan? "Wisconsin... eh, close enough to Canada, right?"

Dear i fear we're facing a problem.

Buying a house was pretty easy for me- bought it from the girlfriend's relatives and half her family works in a law office that did all the paperwork for us. #whitepriveledge

How goes the fanfiction reading? Just asking.

You should throw an egg or two at him. That could be fun.

This Justin-

Here's another little tip-

Technically speaking, errbody is somebody's kid... So your statement is false.

Burrito.