SwimModSponges

I await with baited breath, but the fact that you're posting about a story that has yet to be written does not inspire much faith. Do you at least have it outlined yet?

I've done original things: my submission to the writing contest (that I'm still sad you didn't come back in time to enter) was an entirely original idea.

Yeah, we gotta re-finish the floors some time here, get the rest of the carpet out. No rush on that; let's just make sure we can afford the house payments first.

I am mad. I'm goddamn mad.

Goddamn that's a terribly formatted link.

So... what's your opinion of my stories? Since that's what the thread is about now?

Not just the story: the fanfictions. That's the real meat and potatoes here.

1984.

We've covered this in the thread: the story suffered from structural problems, not enough emphasis on the characters, and the twist was not handled well. I deserve that rating.

You have small toes.

I talked about her a bit; in reference to the story competition that I was worried she wouldn't be able to join on account of the ban. Which she did not, which is a goddamn shame because if she had I might have gotten bumped up a place... maybe...

Oh man, speaking of parody songs and buses, my friend and I were singing 10,000 dicks in the air when the semi hit us.

Say... if you're here to read interesting things anyways... Only instead of Zoidberg, it's "read fanfictions."

Err'body be watching saturday morning cartoons.

Its called a throbosed hemorrhoid and they are incredibly painful.

Pretty much every snake would be too small for nice boobs, youd just have like, scaley blueberry sized bumps running the length of its back.

East asia is our ally. East asia has always been our ally. Eurasia is our enemy. Eurasia has always been our enemy.

True story; i figured youd enter with a story about a woman of color, so i entered with a story about a woman of color just to throw everybody off.

@ghostrek reads and reviews my fanfictions

Somewhere around 10 over here.

Holy shit y'all, this is delicious.

I only ever wake up feeling refreshed and ready to start a new day.