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Watch it just so you can agree with me on how bad it is.

There were other, less ridiculous ways to accomplish her goal rather than trying to drink booze while wearing boxing gloves and watching the home shopping network. Then theres the newborn, goddamn. How can you justify calling it a good movie after that abomination? Also i didnt thrown the prequels into my list. Prometheus goes right between the avp movies, and the second one goes just below aliens.

The alien queen was dope, and the storyline to aliens was stronger than "oh shit, theres an alien," but sometimes the simplicity is all you need.

Aliens was an action movie. Alien/Alien 3 are horror movies. The alien is a monster, it does its best work when its alone, hiding in the shadows, picking motherfuckers off one-by-one.

Literally, the only good part in that movie was Wynona Ryder as an android. That is such a fact that its exactly what popped up as suggested words by my phone as soon as i typed the word "movie."

Ugh. Alien Alien 3 Aliens My own XvAvP AvP AvP R Fucking watching a walrus suck its own dick Alien resurrection. Seriously; how do you defend the boxing glove scene?

Very bad, until i make them read the analysis, at which point they say "ok, i get what you were going for, but goddamn."

INGSOC DAWG.

Orwell already did in 1984.

Theyre not wars, we're just sending soldiers and bombs overseas.

Yep, thems the breaks all right. Weve been at forever war since 2001. Weve been at forever peace since 2001 too. War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength.

If your lady asks you to do something, fucking do it.

*shakes fist at you*

If you really loved me, you wouldn't make me cry. Here I go. I'm crying.

I get it; as the writer, the responsibility to present a coherent story is on me, not the reader. I flew too goddamn close to the sun, got too big for my britches.

*sigh* I should have packaged the story with the analysis right off the bat, but that would put me at double the word count.

To be honest, I mostly write for my own amusement. I guess in that case most of my proudest achievements come from putting myself in the headspace of the characters, feeling the words flow through me; having a character tell a joke that makes me chuckle.

Hey, maybe they were peeling the orange while walking past the bathroom, and just popped in there for a second because that was the closest garbage can? Have a little faith in humanity.

Why does everyone think it's about humor??? It's a social commentary and a perversion of Jesus washing the beggars feet! Please read the analysis, it's like ten posts into the thread. Also did I spell camels wrong? God damnit. Well, I guess I wanted to write a story that would put people off balance, really fuck them up, I suppose I succeeded in that at least?

Sometimes you just have to yell though, you know? Got into a fight with Dr. Girlfriend last night; ended up shouting, getting all up in her face at one point because she tried to tell me I was afraid of her. Silence for about 20 minutes after that, but then once we cooled down we had a productive conversation about the things that were bothering us which ended with a super cheesey quote: "We love people because of their flaws; we see the gaps that we can fill in, and we have gaps that they can fill.We're pieces of a puzzle that fit together" Well then I started crying. Almost started again while typing this. So that's my overshare for the day.

Well therez a link to it in the thread.

And if you want to leave comments: https://unevenedge.com/topic/23722-uemb-writing-competition-results-and-discussion/

http://www.writerscafe.org/Uembwritingcomp/writing/

For punching, i dont think there is one. Get a gun, you can just say you felt threatened and youre good.

I always try to talkm out a problem in a cool and collected manner. Sometimes i get frustrated and shout (for which i apologize directly after [sometimes while still yelling]), but ive never gotten to the point where i just throw insults. Thats not productive to open communication.