SwimModSponges

Buuuuuuuullshit. Everything is up to you. Are tinder and Okcupid the only viable means of interacting with another human? No, they're not. Go for a walk around the block, count the people you see. Ok, maybe it's cold out so you won't see many. Go to the grocery store, hang out in the feminine hygiene aisle, and hit on the ladies there until they kick you out of the store.

It's up to you, home-boy.

I'm pretty sure that if you can find a lady who is 700 miles away, you can probably find a lady who is closer. Break ties with this one, call it a learning experience, and try to do better next time.

What's wrong with being high while performing your job?

He lives in Indiana, Meth and AIDS capitol of the midwest after Pence cut all the public funding to combat these things.

I was going to post a link to the onion article about a puppy recieving a tragic spinal injury during the puppy bowl, but it was way too sad.

I mean it wasnt amazing or anything, it was like that Scooby Doo movie from a bunch of years back only not quite as much lesbian fan art.

True story- in my fanfiction this time around Rick mocks cyclops for his star trek head gear ripoff.

How many times have you said this to me? Why must you continuously break my heart?

There's only one that matters.

@ghostrek What should you be doing?

My job doesnt test unless i run somebody over with a forklift, and with the seizures im not allowed to drive one of those again until april. Also, imma claim the reefer as medication for the seizures if anything ever happens. They got a problem, ill take that shit to court.

Yeah it was proven fake in... 2013 i want to say.

Its actually the only nno ive ever done. They made it a lot more elder-scrollsy since it first came out.

Ooooooooold news. Like... 2013? Yes, 5 years old.

*bags turkey*

Is there another Eddie Murphy coming out of his forehead?

@Adminderaptorpat make this happen pls.

No monthly subscription fee but you have to buy the game.

If you took a thumb tack and put a hole through a straw, would you claim that straw has 4 holes?

Thats what she said.

Yeah but it's on sale on Steam a couple times a year or so. Paid like, $30 for the base game and morrowind expansion during the winter sale thing.

Ok, so theoretically: we have a sheet of material that is one atom thick. We pierce this material. Are you claiming that this sheet that is only a single atom thick has two holes?