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I didn't want to incriminate myself in case this thread is used in a deposition, but...

Also the old "i was drunk" excuse.

Im a habitual line stepper

I was trying to add levity and perspective to the conversation.

PC JWE skyrim + skyblivion + skywind + beyond skyrim Thatd probably do it.

Still waiting for an official response before i admit guilt, but if i get one i will rescind my argument.

fake robot vagina.

I'm still waiting for the final judgement from @Adminderaptorpat.

To the best of my awareness, df exists as an area closed off from the rest of the boards where offensive and uncensored posts are able to exist on the premise that individuals entering the folder do so under the assumption that they might see an asshole or two. Just saying, i feel i was wrongfully banned.

Its a juicy list.

I got banned for posting my asshole in DF. Apparently the rule is if youre going to do something offensive in dumpster fires, it has to be behind a spoiler tag and clearly marked. Guess i was doing it wrong the whole time.

The book of Eve was removed from the bible. Shame, because it discussed eating semen as communion.

I watched duck season on youtube, looked like a blast.

"Let it go, let it go, can't hold me back anymore."

Ive got so much honey and pollen son.

Adam sandler's best movie was hotel transylvania.

How many pushers are you looking to get in order to move the product?

You never know man. You never know.

He was a nazi in disguise.

You hide from nazis well.

"I am not here to talk to them, You are the hand chosen by the master. Yours is the field of blood, yours is the sword of Michael."

At least 20. I'm sneaky af.

They'll persecute the same people but with a different excuse. The reason has always been the same.

Do you get pre-seizure auras? God I hate those things, like terrifying deja-vu.