SwimModSponges

Not just the story: the fanfictions. That's the real meat and potatoes here.

1984.

We've covered this in the thread: the story suffered from structural problems, not enough emphasis on the characters, and the twist was not handled well. I deserve that rating.

You have small toes.

I talked about her a bit; in reference to the story competition that I was worried she wouldn't be able to join on account of the ban. Which she did not, which is a goddamn shame because if she had I might have gotten bumped up a place... maybe...

Oh man, speaking of parody songs and buses, my friend and I were singing 10,000 dicks in the air when the semi hit us.

Say... if you're here to read interesting things anyways... Only instead of Zoidberg, it's "read fanfictions."

Err'body be watching saturday morning cartoons.

Its called a throbosed hemorrhoid and they are incredibly painful.

Pretty much every snake would be too small for nice boobs, youd just have like, scaley blueberry sized bumps running the length of its back.

East asia is our ally. East asia has always been our ally. Eurasia is our enemy. Eurasia has always been our enemy.

True story; i figured youd enter with a story about a woman of color, so i entered with a story about a woman of color just to throw everybody off.

@ghostrek reads and reviews my fanfictions

Somewhere around 10 over here.

Holy shit y'all, this is delicious.

I only ever wake up feeling refreshed and ready to start a new day.

Oh shit, so do i, got it from the girlfriend's boss at christmas, forgot all about it.

Baileys and coffee is great, like to have it with my birthday breakfast, assuming im not driving anywhere or something.

Ive had it before, its pretty good but it needa creamer.

Two things I do not have. How about uh... Rumple Minze with coffee?

All right, I just wrote this and I found it humorous.

My girlfriend has had a bad cold for a while now. Then I woke up this morning coughing. So what you're telling me is... I should drink.