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SwimModSponges

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  1. I judge harshly. But fairly.
  2. Anything involving manual labor, driving, paperwork, customer service tests. Look at these fancy people with their unions and salaries.
  3. Question still stands.
  4. What's wrong with pee?
  5. Skin on skin or it don't go in. Oh baby I like it raw. Yeah baby I like it raa'aw.
  6. I am attracted to all other bodies in the universe with a force proportional to the product of our masses and inversely proportional to the distance between them.
  7. "Bread and circus" was a thing long before star wars.
  8. ... do you think the word "menagerie" was invented by star trek?
  9. Every time ive played dice we only get the first roll in before people come up and take all the gambling money.
  10. So the bleeding heart libs are bringing him back to live out their twisted fantasy of seeing a successful president impeached. Not un my America. #MAGA.
  11. The year is 2021. There is a President Trump's Sports Bar and Casino Tower in every city in america.
  12. I have been trying to organize a dice game back behind work, but none of my coworkers sound interested.
  13. Im a surrealist. Also a cerealist.
  14. Hey @Ginguy hows that nunes memo working out for you?
  15. Well im a paranoid fellow.
  16. Yes, but if they get used to going outside, they're more likely to bolt out an open door.
  17. But how many days have you won?
  18. Yeah traffic is an extremely bad place for a cat.
  19. Im of the opinion that outside is not a good place for a cat.
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