SwimModSponges

nope, only things I've read are marked read. Then if there's nothing fun unread recently I go back and see if there's anything I haven't read yet that might be worth it.

Theyve got the dog bowl too, for older doggos.

If you know tasting pennies is a trigger I'd definitely stop doing that. Plus it's a choking hazard.

That's mighty shitty.

ITS GRABBING THE MICROPHONE YOU GUYS.

Puppy bowl is on in 3 minutes.

BLM.

I saw this like the week after we went and saw Suicide Squad. The movie that was based on a video game was so much better.

I wait with 'bated breath.

Kittens do the halftime show, and the referees are penguins.

Goddamn im excited. I have a lot of money riding on it this year.

yeah, but she can't travel the 700 miles on her own; she's 12. The only reason they met was because their parents went to the same business convention.

Did you need another thread for this? Could have just posted this in your other thread about her breaking up with you.

You have to drink clean urine.

That is also good advice.

That's why he's worried.

When you call her back later, it should be to inform her that you're currently in the middle of plowing someone and you need to reschedule the call for another day.

Buuuuuuuullshit. Everything is up to you. Are tinder and Okcupid the only viable means of interacting with another human? No, they're not. Go for a walk around the block, count the people you see. Ok, maybe it's cold out so you won't see many. Go to the grocery store, hang out in the feminine hygiene aisle, and hit on the ladies there until they kick you out of the store.

It's up to you, home-boy.

I'm pretty sure that if you can find a lady who is 700 miles away, you can probably find a lady who is closer. Break ties with this one, call it a learning experience, and try to do better next time.

What's wrong with being high while performing your job?

He lives in Indiana, Meth and AIDS capitol of the midwest after Pence cut all the public funding to combat these things.