SwimModSponges

My had is already down my pants about ten feet from the door. Usually I've got junk in hand and ready to go about five feet away. Much more efficient.

Appreciate.

Yep. And I toss it on the ground where it goes back to nature. Or carpet.

Sitting here playing JWE, girlfriend snoring on the couch waiting for me to go to bed, every five minutes or so I catch myself starting to doze off midway through building some shit. I figure it's gotta be past two, so I look at the clock. It's only 11:39. I was exhausted this morning too.

Yeah i bet you would.

At a baptism.

I threw a stick in front of scoobdog's bike and fucked up his ribs.

Yes it is.

*doesn't read thread except for the title* Reminds me of a scene in XvAvP: Rogue was kidnapped by the aliens and when we show up to rescue her she has a pile of dead facehuggers next to her. They werent able to lay eggs in her chest because she drained their lifeforce as soon as they touched her. Only thing is, she abzorbed their instincts too, si when we free her she says she needs to sit on somebody's face. Deadpool volunteers to jump on that grenade.

Why would anybody put bbq sauce on a steak?!? That makes my heart hurt. In any case i was the grill master last weekend.

The Italians need to leave.

Who is going to play Knuckles, though?

Put up or shut up.

MY folks grow watermelon. Like most plants, it likes dirt, water, and sunlight.

Upside is we will all become symbiotic with the molecular plastics. I see a biomechanical future.

For real, if she touches her hair, she wants the D.

Frozen. Gets me every time. "Let it go..."

All of them. Anyways, you have a specific female in mind? Then you've already lost. You will walk up to her and nervously confess your love, and she will be weirded out. Treat her like literally any other person, then (if you have the chance while talking to her [and if you've never talked to her and this is all just infatuation on your part then get out of here with that bullshit]) just say "hey, you want to go out sometime?" No matter her answer, you reply "ok, cool." If its a no, dont ask again, keep the conversation going normally. If its a yes, hash out the details. How to tell if she's attracted to you- biggest visual cue is going to be hair touching.

https://www.theguardian.com/music/musicblog/2014/may/15/debunking-the-one-hit-wonder-lens-steal-my-sunshine

You saw the movie. This thread is about the game. The wonderful game.

We are suspicious people.

Book 1- https://unevenedge.com/topic/20540-x-men-vs-aliens-vs-predators-starring-sponges/ Book 2- https://unevenedge.com/topic/20926-sponges-drags-the-x-men-through-various-alternate-universes-the-xav-club/ Book 3- https://unevenedge.com/topic/21296-sponges-drags-the-x-men-through-various-alternate-universes-jurassic-world/ Books 4 and 5 are still in production, although it has stalled.

I expect a full review including your thoughts on the dinosaur rape scene and lesbian orgy.