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SwimModSponges

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  1. Porn in which folks have sex with dinosaurs.
  2. Taisetsu na mono, protect my balls.
  3. Dinosaur porn is wonderful. In any case, I'm not sure whether the phrase "cookie cutter" applies to the porn or the addicts, and in either case I'm not exactly sure in what manner the phrase describes.
  4. https://imgur.com/o6TjOwJ
  5. If your grandpa has been hoarding minors since 1970, I'm pretty sure most of them will have reached the age of majority by now.
  6. Dinosaurs will break out all right. Its gonna be good.
  7. Battlezone combat commander. Generic name, but unique mix of fps/rts that you just don't see anywhere else.
  8. The best super hero movie is Spawn.
  9. Tonight im probably going to play video games. Ive been saying for years now how they should remaster one of my favorite games from when i was a youngin, then yesterday i found out they just released it about a month ago. Very much nostalgic.
  10. I already said it was a massive 8-topping deep pizza.
  11. Ghost > real boy > dead real boy Just like Casper.
  12. M. Night Shyamalan should do a batman movie where the big twist ending is that Bruce Wayne isn't Batman; Batman is Bruce Wayne.
  13. That's not true, he died in the end after they made him a real boy, remember?
  14. Spoiler alert: kid was dead the whole time.
  15. I loved the part where we find out the kid was dead the whole time. Seriously though, he was great on two and a half men.
  16. That lady was a plant in the audience and their actions were rehearsed. I want to see somebody actually fight a kangaroo.
  17. "mother-fucking WHAT?!?!?"
  18. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=eat shit
  19. Might be a dialectical thing.
  20. I think theres one within a half hour walk. No real desire to go there. Got an applebees about a 15 minute drive away, no desire for that either. Golden corral or chiles is about a half hour drive, and you couldnt pay me to stop in there. Theres an ihop just a bit further out, but they're practically abandoned so if you eat there you're going to be the only customer in the building.
  21. Additionally "eat shit" can ive heard be a euphemism for crashing: "i was going down this really steep trail on my mountain bike when i hit a lose rock and totally ate shit."
  22. Its a demand that the person literally consumes faeces and then expires. If it were "eat, shit, and die," an apt response would be something like "yep, another day another dollar. Well hang in there, its almost friday," as opposed to the "yeah well fuck you too buddy" that the comment generally draws as a reaction.
  23. How about X-Men vs aliens vs predator? Who would win that figth, @ghostrek? Answer me.
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