SwimModSponges

My uncle ran out of propane. RIP.

Now all those smug scientists up at the north pole can shut up with all that "We work in the harshest and coldest conditions on the planet." Nut up, bitches. We be chillin.

No hate fucking. Just pounding skulls with truth.

Hooray climate change slowing the jet stream! In a few years we won't have so much a winter as a "vortex season" running from jan-april/may during which it will be common for people to freeze to death in their homes.

Too stoned to function properly and I kept pulling my dick out. Not really of course, just the foot of snow. And I only pulled my dick out once.

Poderic is a cyborg from the future with a vibrating dinklage.

GO BACK AND GET IT.

Parties were probably pretty dope. That'd be around the time folks started trying to get animals to behave. That must have been fun.

Take a picture of the bartender, but don't be obvious about it. make it look like you're doing something else. We want to see the bartender.

That's a long time for shit to happen. Bet they had all sorts of crazy times that we'll never know about.

Yeah, it's great in skyrim to walk into a dungeon, walk out with 8 sets of armor, sell them and then do it again. But its hard to maintain a suspension of disbelief sometimes. Where am I carrying all that armor etc.? Yeah, I know "You've got magic and dragons and elves, and you're upset about being able to carry too much?" Yes. Weapons and armor are great, but they shouldn't be the majority of the loot. We should be collecting treasure- if my character takes somebody's armor, they should want to wear it not sell it. You could still load up on weapons, of course, but I want to see the character wearing them. Have a limit to how many you can carry. If you want your character to carry more stuff, have merchants selling different types of bags for your character to wear. Stuff ranging from a coin purse that will let you haul around a few more gems, a bandoleer to stick potions in, a full on backpack that you can carry a few more pieces of armor in (not a full set, of course) hell, for enough money they could even have enchanted bags for folks who want to carry everything. To compensate for the limitations of that system you'd want to have a banking/storage system, which is something else I feel the Elder Scrolls is missing. Then the map. Your character doesn't have GPS. Give us a rolled up paper map that our character carries around and pulls out when he wants to look at it. Give us an actual compass to look at, not some futuristic hud. To that end I'd like to see your stat bars removed and reworked somehow too. Maybe even going so far as removing a lot of the visible "statistics" entirely and having the leveling/progression happen entirely behind the scenes; make the "perks" happen naturally and have our character improvements be demonstrated by the feeling of the gameplay rather than numbers in a chart. I don't know; most of the fans seem to be of the opinion that skyrim's moves towards that direction have ruined its credibility as an "actual RPG," dumbing it down into an adventure game... So there's my thoughts on that.

Yeah that's kind of what I'm getting on the desktop as well.

@fuggstop why are you downvoting birds?

There are dinosaurs all over the place right now; billions of them. Theyre called birds.

Yams- Cut up a bunch of yams and place them in an oven-safe receptacle. Cook up some bacon, chop it up and put that shit up in there as well. Rosemary. Just a ton of rosemary, never enough rosemary. greatest herb, bar none. Garlic, better toss a bit of that in there. Cumin, honestly I probably use cumin way too much but it jut feels so much better than cumout *badum-psht!*. But seriously- brown sugar, crushed red pepper, thyme, maple syrup, soy sauce, worchestershire sauce, beef stock. Throw it in the oven for a bit. There you go, yams.

Its kinda hot too. Just saying. That rabbit was created specifically to be sexually attractive. Very favorable WHR.

A while back I accidentally posted I posted a thread in there that was supposed to go in here. I have no idea how I fucked that one up, well I mean, I'm pretty sure of the why, but still not sure on how.

"Well I'm not friends with the Lopezes, cuz they're mexicans and I'm so racist..." That's all I've got so far.

Why wouldn't you want to step on grass? That's what it's there for.

There's a driveway in the upper left corner. It's literally the exact same thing.

No that's what the grass is for. If you put the garbage bins on the concrete part, you're blocking the sidewalk.

I'm not going to shovel that chunk.